Women

polandprzem · 03-28-2006

If done right.

Hmm how to do it right?

Do you prepare for it phisycally and mentaly?

ObiwanGinobili · 03-28-2006

well "sport" kinda brings in "compe ion".

I think "entertaining past time", "favorite game", "recreational hobby", or "serious obsession" might better describe it.

polandprzem · 03-28-2006

I can compite

CosmicCowboy · 03-28-2006

Originally Posted by ObiwanGinobili

I'd like to add to that list;
the spurs won sex
the spurs lost sex
hey I just woke up sex
look there' s no one else in the pantry except us sex
it's kinda dark in the theater sex

you truly are a goddess...

Mixability · 03-28-2006

Originally Posted by polandprzem

I can compite

i think there's only doubles compe ion.

SpursWoman · 03-28-2006

Originally Posted by ObiwanGinobili

I'd like to add to that list;
the spurs won sex
the spurs lost sex
hey I just woke up sex
look there' s no one else in the pantry except us sex
it's kinda dark in the theater sex

This couch still has 3 good legs sex
This ice chest looks pretty sturdy sex
You're just about the right height for this island sex
Let's just hang out here until the parking lot clears sex
Futurama kind of turns me on ... sex

polandprzem · 03-28-2006

Originally Posted by Danyo

i think there's only doubles compe ion.

hehe

I'll find someone , somehow...

who is willing to do that with me?

Where can we sign?
who holds the list?
Referees?

Mixability · 03-28-2006

Originally Posted by SpursWoman

Let's just hang out here until the parking lot clears sex

during the Spurs game sex is always fun, but then again not when their losing, but now that I think about it, my gf doesn't mind when I get mad during...... nevermind

Mixability · 03-28-2006

Originally Posted by polandprzem

Referees?

you call your own fouls.

Here's a tip: Overtime is good, but an 8 second violation isn't.

polandprzem · 03-28-2006

Originally Posted by Danyo

you call your own fouls.

Here's a tip: Overtime is good, but an 8 second violation isn't.

So no compe ion?

So what kind of sport is that? hm?

polandprzem · 03-28-2006

Originally Posted by Danyo

you call your own fouls.

Here's a tip: Overtime is good, but an 8 second violation isn't.

So no compe ion?

So what kind of sport is that? hm?

polandprzem · 03-28-2006

That was a double post

Mixability · 03-28-2006

Originally Posted by polandprzem

So no compe ion?

So what kind of sport is that? hm?

You compete against yourself. You try to improve your score with every round. Hopefully she's "knocked out" by the final round, or you at least get a TKO.

polandprzem · 03-28-2006

Are there any penalties?

Mixability · 03-28-2006

Originally Posted by polandprzem

Are there any penalties?

yeah, but you usually only get called for offsides when you've just started dating.

Trainwreck2100 · 03-28-2006

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that knows I'm smarter than her.

ShoogarBear · 03-28-2006

Mixability · 03-28-2006

Originally Posted by Trainwreck2100

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that knows I'm smarter than her.

old, but

anyway