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You SLAY me, Chopper. I so enjoy reading your posts, truly I do. Very nice on a slow boring day like today.
I don't think Mrs. Chopper is going to like this one bit, Ed.
The only thing that might bother her is me getting chopped up and put in the freezer. . .might.
She's known she's married to a nutcase for a long, long time already. . .poor thing. And she's so amazingly hot, too. Sad how she sticks around for little ol' me. I always tell her that there are plenty of incredibly attractive, financially secure, well-endowed men like myself everywhere and that she could have her pick of the litter but for some reason she sticks around. Go figure!
You SLAY me, Chopper. I so enjoy reading your posts, truly I do. Very nice on a slow boring day like today.
Is this thread dead yet?
Are you jealous because people are laughing at EHJ's jokes, instead of yours today? Don't worry, we haven't forgotten you.
I'm pretty sure EHJ steals his material, I just have to find out from where.
^
Either that or he's stealing prescription medications.
^Oh, is that how you get your material also?
BTW, Shoog, don't you think it's about time you changed your avatar sig? Hedo is long gone...
The Classics never change.
Change It! Change It! Change It!
Shoog accusing ME, Edward Helicopter Chopper Jones of being a drug-using joke thief???!!!!! Sad. . .so sad. . .
Anywho. . . .I just woke up from after taking whatever those green pills were that I borrowed from the doctor's office across the hall, and as I was starting to surf the net looking for some good jokes to loan myself from other websites I clicked in here and noticed 1Parker1 was defending my honor with Shoog!! Thank you sweetheart! Chopper love you long time!!
I'm off to interrogate Spurswoman now. This could be a very time-consuming and thorough investigation. I intend to use whatever means are necessary to get to the bottom of her. . . .uh. . .I mean it, and find out what happened to User and S y. If you don't hear from me within 72 hours contact the authorities.
Now I think S y is actually posting under the alias "Mrs. Tlong."
Admit is S y! The Truth Is Out There!
Sorry, I've been AWOL for a few days... I've been busy being interrogated through the use of tequila shooters & half dressed cabana boys somewhere off the Mexican coast by some man who kept referring to himself as the "Well-endowed Chopper Boy".
Yeah I saw User too at the last GTG but he had a zombie like look on his face.
Oh wait that Spurswoman giving him her infamous FROZEN ZOMBIE concoction!!
Any wonder why she would mix a drink tht uses....gasp...ICE and a BLENDER?????
I'm not accusing but Oliver Stone has shown up at my doorstep wanting details on this bizarre occurance!!
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