Girlfriend's BDay + No Money = ???

[Trainwreck2100]

Hey now, I'm trying to preserve the innocence of 6th graders everywhere. I swear I didn't know what oral sex was.

So did you call it "the capri sun???"

[1Parker1]

Um, read what you said again.

Well you loser, You KNOW i DIDN'T mean it like that!!! I explained that those coupons were for house cleaning and stuff....

yech, i think i may barf...

[Mrs.Tlong]

I have a nice gift for you, but you will have to come out here to pick it up.

RUN 1PARKER1 ! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

He'll have a shock stick and a crate around the corner - and he'll say "let me just show you this great gift I got you.. it's right here down this dark alley"

trust me.

[1Parker1]

Was her birthday August 20th?

Yea.

[katyon6th]

It's that freaky S&M stuff

It fascinates me that you know this.

[ShoogarBear]

I think I used to give those "coupons" to my mom for her Birthday when she was little.

Some people around here have such filthy minds.

[Trainwreck2100]

It fascinates me that you know this.

It's called google

[Sportcamper]

She might say "it's the thought that counts", but inside she's thinking "What a cheap bas !"

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Some people around here have such filthy minds.

I'm trying to figure out that dynamic.

[katyon6th]

It's called google

You killed my fascination, you suck.

[Trainwreck2100]

You killed my fascination, you suck.

I do have a coupon

[katyon6th]

I do have a coupon

Something tells me you wouldn't know what to do with it.

[timvp]

I gave Kori coupons once. I cut out like 50 squares, wrote the info on each one and then made an envelope to hold them all. Turned out to be a two hour craft job.

That was like four years ago and Kori never redeemed one damn coupon

So yeah, the coupon route is not something I would recommend.

[SpursWoman]

You killed my fascination, you suck.

You can always replace the fascination with wonder. As in, "I wonder when he'll ever get to use all of this knowledge...".

[ShoogarBear]

I gave Kori coupons once. I cut out like 50 squares, wrote the info on each one and then made an envelope to hold them all. Turned out to be a two hour craft job.

That was like four years ago and Kori never redeemed one damn coupon

So yeah, the coupon route is not something I would recommend.

PWNT!

[Jimcs50]

thoughts?

Ummm, you are a loser?

[PinkBunny]

trainwreck: officially the internet's most sexed out virgin.

[PinkBunny]

I gave Kori coupons once. I cut out like 50 squares, wrote the info on each one and then made an envelope to hold them all. Turned out to be a two hour craft job.

That was like four years ago and Kori never redeemed one damn coupon

So yeah, the coupon route is not something I would recommend.

If she finds that envelope and turns them all in tonight I predict you'll be on life support by morning.

[Kori Ellis]

I gave Kori coupons once. I cut out like 50 squares, wrote the info on each one and then made an envelope to hold them all. Turned out to be a two hour craft job.

That was like four years ago and Kori never redeemed one damn coupon

So yeah, the coupon route is not something I would recommend.

Why would I need to use those coupons when you do me everyday without me asking?

I'm saving them for when you are old ... or less interested or something.

[Trainwreck2100]

Something tells me you wouldn't know what to do with it.

Once again that's what google's for, I'm gonna need a laptop, a flashlight, and dental floss????

[jman3000]

Why would I need to use those coupons when you do me everyday without me asking?

I'm saving them for when you are old ... or less interested or something.

lmfao...

i hate when i get all sexed up and nobody asks : (


or for that matter... nobody is around

[katyon6th]

I just couldn't imagine asking for sex. What a concept.

[Kori Ellis]

I gave Kori coupons once. I cut out like 50 squares, wrote the info on each one and then made an envelope to hold them all. Turned out to be a two hour craft job.

That was like four years ago and Kori never redeemed one damn coupon

So yeah, the coupon route is not something I would recommend.

And just so you know, I know exactly where the coupons are ... four years later. They are in the top drawer of the tall bureau in our room, inside my sunglasses case.

[Extra Stout]

I would never try the coupon thing. Of course, I have plenty of $$$$$$$ and would never have to resort to that.

[tlongII]

lmfao...

i hate when i get all sexed up and nobody asks : (


or for that matter... nobody is around

That's what Google is for.