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I'd wear a shirt that says, "Rod Roddy swallowed my load".
I wonder how many people have won and cant take it home cause they cant pay the taxes. They are yelling up and down on the show, and actually dont get .
I'd wear a shirt that says, "Rod Roddy swallowed my load".
No . I was talking to a friend about that the other day when we were watching it. Some lady won a ing Viper. Taxes on that would be at least 20 grand, I'd assume.
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I hate when I get the hard boogers in my nose and if I press my nostrils together it kind of hurts. I think I need to blow my nose. Any thoughts?
This cold weather is killing me. When is summer returning?
Fire snotrockets on wall for others to enjoy.
I think I will break out my Artari and play like its 1982.
I want to have Brandon Flowers' babies.
Multiple babies at one time?
I don't care, as long as I'm doing him.
I want to make babies with Jessica Alba.
Rosie O'Donnell makes the View a bazillion times worse then it already was.
I want to reproduce asexually.
It would kick ass if I could produce my offspring the way Gizmo did in Gremlins. A cup of water and the room is filled with little midgetonadonkeys.
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
-Jack Handy
DT's really raging today, aren't they Midge?
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
-Jack Handy
Does that much liquor exist in the world to fill their bottles?
Hilarious.
Jack Handy is the .
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
- Jack Handy
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
-Jack Handy
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did
Can a Gremlin beat the out of a Ghoulie?
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