Lame-ass "parents" name newborn "ESPN"

[Trainwreck2100]

Fine. Find me a Jewish vegan sexual and we'll ask him.

That's gonna be hard because there's a 4 week waiting list at the Vegan Jew store.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's gonna be hard because there's a 4 week waiting list at the Vegan Jew store.

Well, then, I guess we can just bide our time with some hookers and blow.

[katyon6th]

Not really, Boo Boo.

What? Saying "boo boo kitty " doesn't make you laugh all silly? Must be just me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What? Saying "boo boo kitty " doesn't make you laugh all silly? Must be just me.

It's funny... just not "ha-ha" funny.

Kind of like Trainwreck's never-ending virginity.

No, wrong example... that's ha-ha funny.

[katyon6th]

Whatever, I don't understand you at all anymore, Joe.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Whatever, I don't understand you at all anymore, Joe.

You did before?

[ShoogarBear]

Just call me "boo boo kitty ".

Good thing this isn't sig worthy.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Good thing this isn't sig worthy.

I disagree. It's better than tlong's.

[Summers]

That's gonna be hard because there's a 4 week waiting list at the Vegan Jew store.

And because we live in Texas, although, come to think of it, I bet we could find one in Austin.

[Mixability]

that wasn't a complim.... nevermind.

[johnsmith]

that wasn't a complim.... nevermind.

[katyon6th]

Good thing this isn't sig worthy.

But pussy bruises are? Oh, of course.