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    You had that one coming. No hard feelings. All in good fun.

    Yeah, but nearly an hour after I originally posted it? Did it take you that long to come up with it?

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    You can tell time? Maybe all is not lost.

    Don't blame me for post# 35.

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    The republicans are going to pull every trick in their book to win this election. Trust me.
    Right, the Demos will be playing fair but the Repubs will do anything

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    I really don't care what happens today as long as Perry doesn't win.

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    I really don't care what happens today as long as Perry doesn't win.
    I think you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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    I WAS OPPRESSED!!!

    AND

    the Victim of Voter Intimidation!!


    It is the first time for me to vote in Pennsylvania, and I saunter in with my '05 Championship Polo, AND boots - obviously a proud Texan displaced. I was eyed warily, su iously, if you will.

    My wife and I showed the yank.., err, poll volunteer our Pennsylvania Certificates of Voter Registration, and she locates our name in her book. WE are listed, properly registered.

    SHE THEN ASKS TO SEE PHOTO ID!!!

    I quote from my Pennsylvania Certificates of Voter Registration:

    Under the law you must present a form of identification to the election officials on Election Day the first time you vote in a new election district, division or precinct. This card is an acceptable form of identification.

    As I stated, I had ALREADY presented my Voter ID card, and yet this blue haired, objoxious INTIMIDATING Yankee was trying repress me!

    It was very fotunate that I, BARELY being able to prevent being DISENFRANCHISED, was able to present my driver's license! In an amazingly crazy coincidence, MY WIFE actually had HER driver's license ALSO! We actually got to vote - no doubt to the chagrin of the thugs manning the polls.

    I am sure other voters in my precinct, district and state will not be so fortunate, as to actually have an acceptable form of photo-ID available for the charlatans running the liberal electoral machine that is Pennsylvania politics.

    Therefore, if Rick Santorum loses in his bid to remain a Senator from the Commonwealth, I can only assume it has happened fraudulently, and at the expense of true democracy. This is truly a black day in our Nation's history.

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    Santorum is republican. If it were a liberal electoral machine, how would he have ever made office?

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    objoxious?

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    I was too distraught to run the spell checker.

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    I was too distraught to run the spell checker.

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    Funny though, Pennsylvania apparently had the largest number of voter complaints and extended their polling hours.

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    Here you go, all the headlines in the drudgereport about voting today. The
    world is coming to an end.


    Voting Machines Woes Cause Early Delays...
    Poll Workers Struggle With Touchscreen Tech...
    *PA Problems...
    **UPDATE: Polls ordered to stay open late in Indiana...
    ***Denver: Problems...
    ****Fixing charges fly in Utah town...
    *****Ky. Poll Worker Charged With 'Choking Voter'...
    ******Hundreds Get Wrong Ballots In Central Florida...
    *******FBI Investigating Va. Voter Calls...
    ********Dem lawyers in TN going to court to keep polls open late...
    *********FEDS SEND 850 OBSERVERS TO 22 STATES...
    GOP Control of Congress Hangs in Balance...
    NYT: For Dems, Even a Gain May Feel Like a Failure...
    Eastern States Seen As Election Key...
    GOP: BEWARE OF EXIT POLLS...
    PAPER: Election Outcome Expected To Be Known Early...

    I especially like the one about worker chokes voter.......you gotta love the
    America system. I know the lawyers do.

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    You can tell time? Maybe all is not lost.

    Don't blame me for post# 35.

    You can avoid the subject?

    Don't blame me for taking an hour to come up with a ty comeback.

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    Remember fellas,

    VOTE DIMM-O-CRAP!



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    Santorum is republican. If it were a liberal electoral machine, how would he have ever made office?
    Don't ever let the facts get in the way of satire!

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    I still want to know why we Americans need to use these uber-complicated voting machines that cost $3400-5000 a piece, and nobody knows how to use, when a complete standard desktop PC is a tenth of that. Not to mention that there's a PC assigning PIN's and gathering the info off these stupid things at each voter site in the first place.

    Can we blame one single party for this or are we all idiots?

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    I love people mocking the voting problems. I understand Republican voters need a way to laugh today, and if this is it, so be it I guess. I guess I just don't understand what is funny about an electronic system that has many vulnerabilities and does not leave a paper trail.

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    I still want to know why we Americans need to use these uber-complicated voting machines that cost $3400-5000 a piece, and nobody knows how to use, when a complete standard desktop PC is a tenth of that. Not to mention that there's a PC assigning PIN's and gathering the info off these stupid things at each voter site in the first place.

    Can we blame one single party for this or are we all idiots?
    Because if we voted on PCs, the fix WOULD be in without a doubt. Too damn vulnerable.

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    I really don't care what happens today as long as Perry doesn't win.
    The champagne is already chillin' and the BBQ is already grillin'.

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    I still want to know why we Americans need to use these uber-complicated voting machines that cost $3400-5000 a piece, and nobody knows how to use, when a complete standard desktop PC is a tenth of that. Not to mention that there's a PC assigning PIN's and gathering the info off these stupid things at each voter site in the first place.

    Can we blame one single party for this or are we all idiots?
    The problem with a std desktop is exactly that ... everyone knows it and they're incredibly easy to hack. You think there are questions now ...

    I don't care for the Diebolds, either, but Windoze ain't the answer.

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    The champagne is already chillin' and the BBQ is already grillin'.
    You just kick back and relax, Bubba. The New Texas Revolution is going to sweep you AND your hair out of office today!!

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    I keep seeing MSNBC showing Texas as having voting problems, but I can't find any issues.
    Well, it's MSNBC; and, it's called developing an excuse for later use.

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    if you register by mail then you are required to show voting card and photo id at poll
    Mensa:


    Under the law you must present a form of identification to the election officials on Election Day the first time you vote in a new election district, division or precinct. This card is an acceptable form of identification.

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    The problem with a std desktop is exactly that ... everyone knows it and they're incredibly easy to hack. You think there are questions now ...

    I don't care for the Diebolds, either, but Windoze ain't the answer.
    OPEN SOURCEWARE, Linux - is the answer, but we have to put all these private e-voting machine companies out of business or we're back to the same problems in just a few years,.

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    Requiring any type of ID besides the voter registration card is voter suppression, but perhaps the Poll worker was unfamiliar with what type of ID was neccessary for first-time voters in the county to vote.

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