Taking a Dump Euphemisms ... Post Your's

[CosmicCowboy]

a Modesto special

[ClintSquint]

Fire off a missile.
Schlitz s
Pabst splats

[SpursWoman]

Hershey squirts ... my dad used to think that was really funny.

[1369]

Running a couple of rounds through the mud gun

Mrs. Brown is at the window

Taking turtles to the pond

[bigzak25]

smell the roses...

[Spurminator]

Vomiting out of my ass.

[maxpower]

This is one of the few times you could say " Gawd dang...3 pages full of crap!" and it is not a flame.

[Penelope]

Goin' Poo Poo