"Sweat like a head"
I can't say I've heard that analogy before.
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"Sweat like a head"
I can't say I've heard that analogy before.
Creativity is my forte
This thread is going to show up on some very interesting google searches.
It's really not, Sweaty Balls.
Nobody can resist your Schweaty balls.
No wonder you're having to eat a ton of protein to gain weight, you keep sweating it all away via your balls.
I find it rather disturbing that y'all have paid this much attention to Alvarez's schweaty balls...
Incorrect.
What I have described and exaggerated about takes place in the summer, primarily in july and august.
Hey, there's no high school games today, the Texas Relays finished damn early, a bunch of colleges cancelled/postponed their games and Bob Wickman just saved his second game for the Braves after getting runners on 2nd and 3rd...there's not a whole lot else to entertain me than calling Al out for his announcement of his sweaty testicles.
Perhaps Schveaty Al needs to useon his balls
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I crack myself up!
This thread wins the prize.
I have lived in the PHilly area and the summer that Alvarez is ing about is something like May-June here in South Texas. He seriously needs to STFU.
How is it that he wants to about Texans ing about snow flurries, but he is allowed to about a relatively mild summer? Put some corn starch on your balls to absorb wetness and shut up about it.
Help is on they way for Alvarez!
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Its been such a bad day that all I want to do is go home, shower, and enjoy that nice tingle on my balls after I goldbond
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Quite possibly the only time a woman utters those words.
Mel, wanna lick my balls?
Why are people taking this so seriously, I'm sorry Mel, I didn't really mean to offend you and other Texans. I admire your ability to live in such hot temperatures, you truly are a warrior.
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Of your sweaty balls...no.
Or Alvie could get castrated. Voila! Problem solved.
Of their ability to please females more than they please myself...maybe
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I'd rather you shoot me in the head
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