Beno already is a slow blind kid.
I found this through a google search...thought it was a little strange with the flying wheelchair player.
OHMIGOD! Now there'll be posts about signing this guy immediately and the James White cultists will leave his church for the "Chair-Lift guy"
The winner!
reminds me of a classic post from the usenet about derek fisher.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.s...4?dmode=source
the anti-guard or a dead man????????
lets take a look at the stats........
the anti-guard: Fisher 19 0-1 0-0 0-1 0 3 0 to's 2
the corpse: deadman 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0
in minutes the anti-guard gets a huge advantage seeing that a dead man
cant play the game..... in shooting the deadman has a distinct
advantage hes 0-0 but by taking no shots at all it alleviates us from the one
brick that the anti-guard threw up.... free throwing is a tie, neither can
get to the free throw line..... as for rebounding that goes to the
anti-guard with a huge 1 rebound advantage.... we have another tie when it
comes to assists.... but this tie is a tie no longer when you see the
deadman ended up with 2 less turnovers than the antiguard (advantage
deadman)..... also the deadman gave up less points because the deadman
committed no fouls, where as the anti-guard committed three...
now lets summarize.... the deadman was equally adept in assists,
shooting percentage, free throw percentage, and by the looks of the
anti-guards turnovers can handle the ball much better....
i say lets find us a dead guy and sign him today....
anyway u look at it its going to be a whole lot of zero's in the box
score..... lol........
Last edited by Rynospursfan; 04-15-2007 at 04:50 AM.
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