Creation Museum Places Dinosaurs on Noah's Ark

[Phenomanul]

It's a graduation ceremony, likely filled with small children. I guess that's a good time to plant the fear of god in them. Congratulations! That's how it works. Of course you approve.

OK... so every topic where children are present must remain completely devoid of any mention of GOD. Got ya. I guess I missed the part where hearing about GOD's love for humanity was a message that ruins lives.... What a load of garbage.


Please, you act like children don't hear about sex, rape, murder, violence, guns, gangs, drugs and foul language, everytime they turn on the TV... every day at school.

I guess that's a good time to plant the ways of the world in them. Get them started young. Congratulations. That's how it works. Of course you approve.

[Phenomanul]

reminds me of the chick who did her speech before elpimpo during high school commencement...how much you wanna bet 75% of the crowd were bored and dozing off half way through?

My speech actually set a 'precedent' at my school.... I still keep hearing about how subsequent Valedictorians tried to emulate it, how they tried to match the delivery... how the bench mark was set too high... yadda yadda yadda....

Maybe the standards at your school were set too low.

On a side note, you all act as if condemnation were the central theme of such speeches. Nothing could be further from the truth... Most of those speeches are meant to be uplifting. The central message in mine for example, was about continuing to learn... 'never stop learning'...

Anyway......

[clambake]

OK... so every topic where children are present must remain completely devoid of any mention of GOD. Got ya. I guess I missed the part where hearing about GOD's love for humanity was a message that ruins lives.... What a load of garbage.

Couldn't agree more with the load of garbage analogy.

Please, you act like children don't hear about sex, rape, murder, violence, guns, gangs, drugs and foul language, everytime they turn on the TV... every day at school.

Perfect time to throw them in your imaginary , compliments of your loving god.

I guess that's a good time to plant the ways of the world in them. Get them started young. Congratulations. That's how it works. Of course you approve.

Shutting down schools is probably not an option, but I'll look into it.

[mookie2001]

come on phenoenmanual

you know we want to see them
bust out the credentials

[johnsmith]

Couldn't agree more with the load of garbage analogy.


Perfect time to throw them in your imaginary , compliments of your loving god.

Shutting down schools is probably not an option, but I'll look into it.

I cannot wait, cannot ing wait, until your kids are so "emo" in their teens that they can't figure out which way is up and which way is down.


You'll ask for help then...........God will still listen...........but it doesn't stop making you the biggest assclown on this site.

[PixelPusher]

I cannot wait, cannot ing wait, until your kids are so "emo" in their teens that they can't figure out which way is up and which way is down.


You'll ask for help then...........God will still listen...........but it doesn't stop making you the biggest assclown on this site.

(sigh)...if only Marylin Manson had been brought up in a proper, god-fearing Christian home...

[clambake]

(sigh)...if only Marylin Manson had been brought up in a proper, god-fearing Christian home...

The result of too much preaching. Thanks Pixel.

[gtownspur]

(sigh)...if only Marylin Manson had been brought up in a proper, god-fearing Christian home...

Kid's rebel??

NO way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is so news breaking!!!

WHat other facts and tidbits will atheist discover now?

That men are different than women?

Having a father and a mother is better towards a child's stability than single parenting?

[gtownspur]

reminds me of the chick who did her speech before elpimpo during high school commencement...how much you wanna bet 75% of the crowd were bored and dozing off half way through?

I believe it, it was due more of the fact that she used proper english throughout the speech rather than spanglish.

[gtownspur]

those credentials arent very impressive

I get it now. You hate christians becuase
God hates;

Ron Paul

NAFTA


and

Free Speech...........

































along with bukkakes, chocolate eclairs, and Vince Young.

[Bob Lanier]

One of those things is not like the others.

[gtownspur]

One of those things is not like the others.

What? Bukkakes?

[Bob Lanier]

No, the legislator. Bukkake's all good.

[Phenomanul]

Couldn't agree more with the load of garbage analogy.


Perfect time to throw them in your imaginary , compliments of your loving god.

Shutting down schools is probably not an option, but I'll look into it.

Reading Comprehension 101

You should probably go back and take it. You desperately need it.

edit: For that matter while you're back there trying to catch up you may as well go back and also take:

Chemistry 101
Organic Chemistry 201
Biology 101
Microbiology 201
Physics 101
Quantum Physics 201
Geology 101
Astronomy 101
Climatology 101
Anthropology 101
Genetic Engineering 301

etc... etc...

Maybe then you can hang in the conversation instead of trying to divert it towards trivialities. And I don't care anymore if you all think this is patronizing or condescending. My belief structure takes into consideration everything I know about our world - you may not agree with it; but that was never a command - I'm not ordering anyone to believe what I believe. Believe what you will, but at least be able to back it up... Or do nothing and continue believing that everyone else has it figured out for you instead of trying to learn it for yourself.

[Bob Lanier]

Take Virology 420 while you're at it.

[Phenomanul]

Take Virology 420 while you're at it.

It's included in genetic engineering.

[clambake]

Is that where I will find Christ?

[Phenomanul]

Is that where I will find Christ?

No...

But you can continue to beat around the bush.... seems like you're good at it.

[gtownspur]

Is that where I will find Christ?

[gtownspur]

Sorry Hega, i thought it was funny.

But i see your point.

[clambake]

Maybe then you can hang in the conversation instead of trying to divert it towards trivialities. And I don't care anymore if you all think this is patronizing or condescending. My belief structure takes into consideration everything I know about our world - you may not agree with it; but that was never a command - I'm not ordering anyone to believe what I believe. Believe what you will, but at least be able to back it up... Or do nothing and continue believing that everyone else has it figured out for you instead of trying to learn it for yourself.

You have this idea in your head that believing in religion and believing in God are the same thing.
I grew up in Belfast, the playground for one of religions darkest moments in modern time. I can assure you that evil exist in the root of the church.

It's not your God I mock. Shannon Spaulding should keep her sermons in a sanctuary, where they belong. Is that somehow simply not good enough? Are networks dedidcated to Preaching not enough?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Are his credentials the source of his belief in his personal jesus or is it belief in his personal jesus that is the source of his credentials?

It's like a koan.

[Phenomanul]

my credentials!

Are his credentials the source of his belief in his personal jesus or is it belief in his personal jesus that is the source of his credentials?

It's like a koan.

Where's the third wheel of the Victoria clan, mookie2001? And your pesky troll drone, LaMarcus Bryant? Put your heads together... Maybe then you all can tackle the collegiate concepts being discussed in this thread. But be very, very weary of a 'chode' explosion since you all apparently fear that so much.

On a side note: go ahead and tangentialize the thread... and like always, keep avoiding its substance. What? Are you all afraid your embarrasing little secret will be exposed? That you all are incapable of adding anything resembling a coherent counter-argument to threads. I think people know by now. YOUR POSTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.

[Phenomanul]

You have this idea in your head that believing in religion and believing in God are the same thing.
I grew up in Belfast, the playground for one of religions darkest moments in modern time. I can assure you that evil exist in the root of the church.

It's not your God I mock. Shannon Spaulding should keep her sermons in a sanctuary, where they belong. Is that somehow simply not good enough? Are networks dedidcated to Preaching not enough?

I am very sorry if you feel that what happened in Ireland (and the 'religious' intolerance that keeps surfacing there) is representative of a relationship with GOD.

Your aversion to a true conversation on the topic - since you've already placed your past experiences as an afront to it - wouldn't allow me to discuss this matter properly on a forum such as this one. It would require a face to face conversation that I'm not entirely sure you would care to have - especially since you've shown a propensity to lash out protectively with sarcasm.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Where's the third wheel of the Victoria clan, mookie2001? And your pesky troll drone, LaMarcus Bryant? Put your heads together... Maybe then you all can tackle the collegiate concepts being discussed in this thread. But be very, very weary of a 'chode' explosion since you all apparently fear that so much.

On a side note: go ahead and tangentialize the thread... and like always, keep avoiding its substance. What? Are you all afraid your embarrasing little secret will be exposed? That you all are incapable of adding anything resembling a coherent counter-argument to threads. I think people know by now. YOUR POSTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.

You draw your conclusions based on scientific study and I draw mine. It's a given our model of evolution has holes and is not perfect, and I've said a bajillion times i think its silly to fill those holes with ID. But trying to convince me to fill those holes with ID just because I can't come up with a 50000 word explanation what the hole should be filled with is tantamount to chumpdumper scoffing at me for scoffing at the 9/11 commission report and not coming up with my own commission report.


This thread is about propaganda bull and its sad if people actually get suckered into paying to see this museum of crap. There is no substance to this thread, unless you are partial to crap.

That is my own thought about the subject of this thread.