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    (big laughs)

    I got it the first time. Except I would think we'd have even more trouble finding Osama in Phoenix's trophy room, since no one is sure exactly where it is ...
    I just said that. Alternative punchline could be, cuz no one will ever go in there. But I like yours better.

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    I'm a chessplayer. Are you?
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    No, I'll help you out.

    I said, hopefully he'll try and hide in the Suns' trophy room.

    See, I would like for OBL to be captured, and if he hid inside a Suns trophy room, he'd get caught immediately as there is nothing to hide behind.

    I know it wasn't especially funny - I was working with a stolen puppet joke. That was my second mistake. My first was getting involved with a bitter Suns fan. I should just let them cry themselves to sleep in the other room, but I couldn't help myself.

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    No ing duh, if you didn't realize that already, you're more of a dumbass than I realized.

    -Mars
    God help you.
    The force of the Asterisk is strong with this one.

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    if he's at the Q, it may be difficult with all those screaming fans...until it's the 4th quarter and they realize that the dream is dead.

    -Mars
    Too wordy and not funny. You should not write for anyone that is still living.

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    God help you.
    The force of the Asterisk is strong with this one.
    lets do some simple math!

    number of Cavs championships: 0

    number of Spurs championships: 4

    hmmmm...

    -Mars

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    Too wordy and not funny. You should not write for anyone that is still living.
    you replied to my same post twice...memory loss?

    -Mars

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    you replied to my same post twice...memory loss?

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    I felt you worthy of further abuse. I have since changed my mind.

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    This is the most original thought I have seen since the dawn of the internet, I mean, who would have thought of an asterisk? Pure genius.

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    Patrick asks Stern "When you see those ratings...what do you say?"

    Stern: We saw it coming...blah blah blah
    So you're saying the league is obligated to help your team because the Suns are media darlings. Grow the up. That's all you have to hold on to is your team has more people watching. Maybe fans like you should just watch the "And 1" league instead of the NBA.

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    This is the most original thought I have seen since the dawn of the internet, I mean, who would have thought of an asterisk? Pure genius.
    It's beautiful isn't it.


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    I don't know what channel you guys were listening! Stern was KILLING Dan Patrick, absolutely killing him. Basically saying, any intelligent basketball person disagree with you, so shut up about it.

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    It's beautiful isn't it.

    Gorgeous I would say, especially to the team that has earned it.

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    So you're saying the league is obligated to help your team because the Suns are media darlings. Grow the up. That's all you have to hold on to is your team has more people watching. Maybe fans like you should just watch the "And 1" league instead of the NBA.
    Ah yes....the "and 1" theory.

    "If you don't like the Spurs, then you must like 'And 1' basketball and 'American Idol'".

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    We cheated better and bribed more than anyone this season.

    Get over it.

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    when are people going to realize David Stern is a very intelligent commissioner and a very good commissioner. Dan Patrick and a majority of NBA fans should realize this by now....and stop acting like idiots.

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    I don't know what channel you guys were listening! Stern was KILLING Dan Patrick, absolutely killing him. Basically saying, any intelligent basketball person disagree with you, so shut up about it.
    no kidding, and not just that...but, Stern kills almost everyone that goes against him.

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    Gorgeous I would say, especially to the team that has earned it.
    You've already earned it. Would you like your Asterisk in gold or black?

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    Ah yes....the "and 1" theory.

    "If you don't like the Spurs, then you must like 'And 1' basketball and 'American Idol'".
    I don't think that's the argument. I think the argument is that if you think that who makes the Finals should be determined by which teams will bring in the most ratings or by which teams play the most exciting brands of basketball, you've essentially argued for the league changing to accommodate the entertainment aspect while foregoing the compe ion aspect. The playoff is determined by the winner in a compe ion -- not a popularity contest -- conducted in accordance with rules applicable to all teams. It seems, of late, that some would prefer that it not be handled that way -- that popularity should somehow be a factor in determining which teams play for championships.

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    I don't think that's the argument. I think the argument is that if you think that who makes the Finals should be determined by which teams will bring in the most ratings or by which teams play the most exciting brands of basketball, you've essentially argued for the league changing to accommodate the entertainment aspect while foregoing the compe ion aspect. The playoff is determined by the winner in a compe ion -- not a popularity contest -- conducted in accordance with rules applicable to all teams. It seems, of late, that some would prefer that it not be handled that way -- that popularity should somehow be a factor in determining which teams play for championships.
    Are you Frasier's (Cheers) wife?

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    You've already earned it. Would you like your Asterisk in gold or black?
    At least are city is not cursed like yours, Jordan made you his personal more than once. Queen James is not Jordan.

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    At least are city is not cursed like yours, Jordan made you his personal more than once. Queen James is not Jordan.
    Gold or black?

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    Patrick asks Stern "When you see those ratings...what do you say?"

    Stern: We saw it coming...blah blah blah
    I didnt know you were still posting here! Hey!

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    You've already earned it. Would you like your Asterisk in gold or black?
    Of all fans to talk , a Cavs fan sits here and crows about bull ? What a waste of internet space

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    You've already earned it. Would you like your Asterisk in gold or black?
    Of all fans to talk , a Cavs fan sits here and crows about bull ? What a waste of internet space
    The black is more in keeping with the bad boy, Bowen-Horry thug image, while the gold at least gives the appearance of integrity and achievement.

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    By rule, Steve Nash should have been whistled for an offensive foul before Horry hit him for attempting to dribble between the defender and the baseline when there wasn't sufficient room. Fortunately the Spurs, while penalized the outcome of game 4 due to such an egregious error in officiating, they were able to overcome it by beating the Suns in game six despite missing a key role player.

    And sad Suns fans make me happy. I don't care if Holt's wife is visiting David Stern daily for service. I'll take the championship to keep it away from Phoenix.

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