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I wonder if a Dogwood try to ever rob a bank?
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It was all over when the cops told the robber to drop his leaves and come out with his limbs up.
He had a wooden expression on a his face when police showed up at his house
Police warned citizens he could be hiding behind any tree
Consider every plant armed and dangerous, America
A giant, erect woody could be walking our streets this very day, a police officer said.
I don't want any of you pussies lettting him get by you undetected!
One plant might actually resent your dog for pissing on it today.
"This could be the first of many trees trying to escape from forests, where wild fires have been rampant, with severe trauma and an unprecedented and thus far scientifically inscrutable ability to walk and run. I knew they were one of us," says ralph nader
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This is our most difficult case yet said an officer. His appearence could change a great deal depending on the weather.
In other, unrelated news, a emotional tree hugger in New Hampshire said he was hugged back by an unidentifiable tree earlier today.
police were tipped off earlier today by a person who labels himself a "tree er". He began to call into question the authenticity of the tree in his hold when he realized he was actually physically able to the tree.
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