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Hey, I'm only giving CC what he wants.
Well, I'm a Cowboys fan, but seeing as how I wasn't ing alive at the time, the Super Bowl wins over the Dolphins and Broncos do nothing for me.
Based on the level of a en displayed in his posts, I'm guessing Chris Childs is about 13 or 14, so he would have no memories of Willis, Clyde, Bill, Dave and Red. And as long as Dolan and Isiah are in charge, the only Knick les he's going to see are on ESPN Classic.
Hey, I'm only giving CC what he wants.
yet you keep replying, Mr. Above It
you'd think someone who feigns self-security this much would realize what he's doing every time he replies.
no denial. nice.
no denial that i'm witty and clever? nah, i'll keep those. thanks for responding.
no problem. but, now that you admit you're fantasizing about me jerking off, i suddenly feel a tad bit embarrassed.
nobody admitted to anything about that, but now that i know you jerk off to a Tom Gugliotta poster i'm going to leave you alone. But thanks for responding again.
thank goodness i'm clothed. you're not watching me, are you?
ummmm........no......remember this part?
apparently you didn't. and now unfortunately everybody knows that you jack it to a Gugliotta poster, and apparently you're unafraid of making a mess on your shirt and/or pants. this is just too much admission, i'm sorry i ever insulted the Googs in the first place.
oh, and thank you for your timely response.
Ok, so you're not watching me. That's a relief.
So, now we've established that me jerking off to a Tom Gugliotta poster is not something you've seen, but only a fantasy of yours. Ok, I understand.
You have a vivid imagination.
Internet slap fight aside, I'm just glad that there's an Atlantic Division team that matters again. The last time that happened...an all-time great center and a solid, defensive minded forward paired together? Oh, yeah. Orlando with Shaq and Horace Grant, 1996.
With basic 3rd grade reading skills, one will discern that the only things established in this conversation are A) i'm witty and clever, and B) you don't deny that you jack off to a poster of the Googs and in fact have implied very strongly that you do. Nothing else.
P.S. Thank you for your swift response to this subject.
If you want to make implications or inferences based on what is not denied, then we've established that you in fact do fantasize about me jerking off to a Tom Gugliotta poster. You didn't deny it.
Reset for dramatic purposes:
monosylab1k, you fantasize about me jerking off to a Tom Gugliotta poster.
to the op, knickerbockers suck dude....seriously.
the mavs are so much more relevant than the knicks will be anytime soon................oh and thanks to your team sucking so bad, we get steve francis back.
btw, the celts will be pretty good and will OWN your team.
i only pointed out one thing in your little jerk-fest that i wouldn't own up to - being witty and clever. everything else was your own little misguided attempt to fuse the internet world with the real word and vice versa, contradicting your own in self. nice try tho.
i'm seriously bored of this. it's alot more fun to talk with Childs or pussyface or atxrocker or any other on here cuz that's all it is. you, on the other hand, come across as the type who'd be willing to drive halfway across the country with a shotgun while wearing a diaper to get your revenge on someone talking to you over the dubya.
so enjoy your Gugliotta jerk sessions, just leave me alone holmes.
Can we lock this thread? I don't want to hear anymore about Tom Gugliotta and skeeting.
LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mr. Tough guy turns out to be
That was enjoyable to read.
When someone flips it on you, you ing pull out your pussy and
Sling all those ing "I'm so cool on the internet" insults, and now you just want some guy you cracked on first to leave you alone.
You are exactly the you make yourself out to be.
Oh, but you can still wear that "I schooled someone on the internet today" t-shirt. I won't tell anybody.
Go watch a squirting porno, you little .
proof that some people are champions only in their own mind.LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mr. Tough guy turns out to be
That was enjoyable to read.
When someone flips it on you, you ing pull out your pussy and
Sling all those ing "I'm so cool on the internet" insults, and now you just want some guy you cracked on first to leave you alone.
You are exactly the you make yourself out to be.
Oh, but you can still wear that "I schooled someone on the internet today" t-shirt. I won't tell anybody.
Go watch a squirting porno, you little .
you seriously have a problem when you take everything i say so literally. apparently you really are the type to drive across the country in a diaper.
talking on the internet is fun, homey. it's less fun when people let fly with info about their own sordid personal lives, especially when it involves a habit of masturbating to above average NBA players that they delusionally think of as superstars.
Proof that you really can't let it go even though you accuse me of taking too serious.
You are a who needs to re-affirm to yourself over and over and over again that you are cool by winning message board arguments.
Gosh darnit, people like you.
wow. what's that saying about the pot and the kettle?
thanks for yet another reply.
but honestly, you are boring as . dane cook is more naturally humorous than you are. before going on your trek to find Tom Gugliotta and proposition him for some hardcore butt ing, learn a (funny) joke or two.
monsylab1k: "look, mom, I can't control myself. I can't stop responding to this guy on the internet even though I keep calling him boring. It's taking over me just like that one time I said I was done with legos but then kept playing with them for 25 years straight. It's taking over me. I'm going to make this guy look stupid by insulting him over and over and over again on this messageboard. I knew that the jerking off comment would get him. I can't stop typing. I can't stop typing. I can't stop typing. I can't stop typing ..."
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Main Entry: iro·ny
Pronunciation: 'I-r&-nE also 'I(-&)r-nE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
Etymology: Latin ironia, from Greek eirOnia, from eirOn dissembler
1 : a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions con uous by adroit questioning -- called also Socratic irony
2 a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c : an ironic expression or utterance
3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play -- called also dramatic irony, tragic irony
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