You, Melmart, and Ashbeigh can be the Triplet Scissor Sisters.
You sadden me CF. You really do.
You, Melmart, and Ashbeigh can be the Triplet Scissor Sisters.
Mel's going to kick your ass for that one.
Don't worry. I'll kick it for her.
I'm kind of counting on it.
Midge!!!
Some dudes got shot at Tiffany's Billiards.
I don't think I want to go there anymore.
Pussy.
Just throw on some kevlar and rack 'em up.
I agree with CF's pussy assessment.
that .
I like living.
It's an essential part of drinking.
You see, if you don't live, you can't drink.
I don't like the sound of that.
Plus, you put a 12 pack in me and I think I'm Tony Montana.
I'll try to take them all on.
I would be a death wish.
Hence the kevlar.
But, bullets hurt.
And, kevlar doesn't cover the face.
It does if you make a kevlar gimp mask.
I'm bored. I miss TV. I haven't watched the news in a week. The state of California could be sliding into the ocean and I wouldn't even know it.
ha.."So I wrote her a letter about not coming to the party..." What a pussy . I'm smack in the face the next time I saw her. The Hills makes me so mad.
Except I'd probably write a letter or something too...hmmm....
I can just see you with one of those funky beer hats with the bendy straw t o your mouth, & you holding a Uzie screaming "i want chu to meet my liddle fren!"
I didn't watch the news but three times over the summer. It was the worst feeling in the world. One night I just sat down, took the remote from someone watching BET and put on the nightly news. By the end of it..there was a group of us watching it.
That's exactly how it would play out.I can just see you with one of those funky beer hats with the bendy straw t o your mouth, & you holding a Uzie screaming "i want chu to meet my liddle fren!"
Then I'd be shot to .
It still wouldn't protect my eyes.
They sell masks with zippered flaps that cover the eyes. Zip those puppies up when starts to go down, and you're good to go.
But there's also the crotchular area that is of grave concern for me.
Well, yes, that is usually a pretty important area. I'm sure you can get some kevlar there, too.
dadada. New avatar.
That would have to be a loads of kevlar to make me anywhere near comfortable.
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