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Alright, alright....so I made it up.
I've never had sex in a public place, or even semi-public.
As far as strange places, outside the bedroom, I guess the most recent would be the pool table.
I'm equally curious.
I'm trying to imagine both the physics and the physiology of that feat. . . .
Alright, alright....so I made it up.
I've never had sex in a public place, or even semi-public.
As far as strange places, outside the bedroom, I guess the most recent would be the pool table.
if you're going to make something up... at least make something up that is possible.
For the record, I wasn't trying to call you out; I was prepared to be VERRRRRYYYY impressed!
I've got a hunting jeep that the windshield fold down on. Anyone want to try?
I was being outrageous. NO ONE would believe that.
One time me, LuvBones, and Spurfect were... Oh wait, that was a dream, nevermind...
I knew she was lying, ing virgin...
divine conception not once, but twice?
immaculate
It was just something I said in an earlier thread and thought was funny.
I have been thinking about it since then, however, just so I'd have a smart ass answer, and the best I can come up with is getting ed doggy style on the hood of a car with no windsheild and steering while a third party navigates from the front seat.
That doesn't sound very practical, though.
I was ing the girl that R Kelly was pissing on. The girls grandmother was present and she was holding 2 types of govt ID and 3-4 or R Kelly's bois were there.
I've done it in a bunch of strange places, but since you said strangest I listed that one.
Bathrooms
Storage Room At West
Pools/Beach
Sand Dunes
Under A Boardwalk
In The Bathroom Next To Her Parents Room While They Were There
In Some Bamboo
The Slide As Mentioned
Public Beach Shower
Some Old Shack
When you're a kid you gotta be creative when finding places to, you know...
It would be theoretically possible with an automatic. Sunshine could reverse cowboy up and steer from the front. I10 between Sonora and Fort Stockton is wide, flat, straight, and usually deserted.
But not while on the hood of the car.
If CuckingFunt can't do it it can't be done...
Either give up more details, or . . .
Edit: Damn, I hate being the last one on the pile.
Sure it would work. Think a jeep with a removable windshield. Guys on his back on the hood with knees at the dash level and feet hanging down inside, head toward the front.. sunshine reverse cowboy holding onto the steering wheel. Damn, I'm gettin a woody LOL
Then that's like my doggy style suggestion, and would require a third party navigating from the front seat.
In some tall grass in late October (I live in Wisconsin remember) right in front of the street and about 30 feet from a police station.
You get points for the imagination, though. Your Supervisor is one lucky guy.
You must be a ty driver if you would need a navigator. All you do is look out the back, line up with the road behind you and steer it straight.
You'd be surprised....very surprised.
If I'm still conscious enough to make those judgements while ing, the sex isn't worth the trouble.
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