Chad Johnson

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes, Chad Johnson brought the funny and the Bengals have a win. Happy? Get back to me when the tears dry up.

So, they won this past Sunday.

Because, that would be news to everyone here.

Why don't you show us Sunday's score so we can be enlightened.

[monosylab1k]

So, they won this past Sunday.

Because, that would be news to everyone here.

Why don't you show us Sunday's score so we can be enlightened.

Look at current standings and tell me what number you see in the win column for Cincinatti.

[peewee's lovechild]

No, cuz then there would be no funny. Different effect, same benefits to the team tho.

Do you even read what you type.

6 pts is all that matters. 6 pts that you get without the funny. The funny doesn't do jack . It doesn't add any more pts, but it can take away yards from your team and put them in a bind.

[monosylab1k]

but it can take away yards from your team and put them in a bind.

how many yards has Chad Johnson been penalized for this year?

[monosylab1k]

6 pts is all that matters. 6 pts that you get without the funny.

or with it. either way, 6 points. I'm sorry football isn't played by robots devoid of personality.

[peewee's lovechild]

Look at current standings and tell me what number you see in the win column for Cincinatti.

Why don't you take a look at the current standings and tell me the number you see in the loss column for Cincinatti.

Apparently, your funny theory only works at 50%.

[peewee's lovechild]

or with it. either way, 6 points. I'm sorry football isn't played by robots devoid of personality.

I'm pretty sure you can find a playground where there's all sorts of five year olds that celebrate when they gain a yard.

You'll be happy there.

[monosylab1k]

Why don't you take a look at the current standings and tell me the number you see in the loss column for Cincinatti.

Apparently, your funny theory only works at 50%.

Cowboys are 2-0.

[monosylab1k]

I'm pretty sure you can find a playground where there's all sorts of five year olds that celebrate when they gain a yard.

who said anything about celebrating after gaining a yard? now you're deviating WAY off course, kinda like a George Lucas plot line.

[peewee's lovechild]

how many yards has Chad Johnson been penalized for this year?

You want to go back and add up the yards he's been penalized as well as the amount of fines he's been given?

[monosylab1k]

You want to go back and add up the yards he's been penalized as well as the amount of fines he's been given?

Find me a game that the Bengals or Cowboys or Eagles lost specifically because of the penalty received by Chad Johnson/Terrell Owens.

[peewee's lovechild]

Find me a game that the Bengals or Cowboys or Eagles lost specifically because of the penalty received by Chad Johnson/Terrell Owens.

Find me a Super Bowl that was won because someone brought the funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

who said anything about celebrating after gaining a yard? now you're deviating WAY off course, kinda like a George Lucas plot line.

Because that's bringing the funny too.

By the way, you were okay with Lucas' plotline for the orginal triology . . . so what's your point?

[samikeyp]

Find me a Super Bowl that was won because someone brought the funny.

Super Bowl XVII
Skins over Dolphins...the "Fun Bunch" for Washington.

[stretch]

Find me a Super Bowl that was won because someone brought the funny.

Superbowl 39. Patriots over Eagles.

Recievers constantly mocking the Eagle's "wing flap" after receptions and a TD, and Rodney Harrison doing the same after catching the game clinching INT.

[peewee's lovechild]

Super Bowl XVII
Skins over Dolphins...the "Fun Bunch" for Washington.

True.

[peewee's lovechild]

Superbowl 39. Patriots over Eagles.

Recievers constantly mocking the Eagle's "wing flap" after receptions and a TD, and Rodney Harrison doing the same after catching the game clinching INT.

True, I forgot about that one.

But, that was more in response to FREDEX (as well as T.O) yapping his mouth and trying to bring the funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

Did the "dirty bird" help Jamal Anderson and the Falcons?

[monosylab1k]

Because that's bringing the funny too.

No, it's not. Celebrating after a yardage gain or 1st down is stupid.

Bringing the funny only occurs after touchdowns.

[monosylab1k]

Did the "dirty bird" help Jamal Anderson and the Falcons?

Stupid dances are not "bringing the funny" unless it's done in a mocking fashion.

[peewee's lovechild]

Stupid dances are not "bringing the funny" unless it's done in a mocking fashion.

So, Chad Johnson's "Riverdance" celebration from last year wasn't "bringing the funny"?

[J.T.]

It is kosher to, on defense, do a little celebrating after a sack, pick that isn't taken to the house, or big stop on 3rd down. Not the Merriman dance, but maybe like headbutt with the safety or some . Sucks that the NFL changed the rules and is docking yards for ing the ball.

[monosylab1k]

So, Chad Johnson's "Riverdance" celebration from last year wasn't "bringing the funny"?

Stupid dances are not "bringing the funny" unless it's done in a mocking fashion.

[monosylab1k]

It is kosher to, on defense, do a little celebrating after a sack, pick that isn't taken to the house, or big stop on 3rd down. Not the Merriman dance, but maybe like headbutt with the safety or some . Sucks that the NFL changed the rules and is docking yards for ing the ball.

For whatever reason, I'm a big fan of the "jump shot" celebration after a sack. It's stupid and makes zero sense, but I like it.

[Findog]

For whatever reason, I'm a big fan of the "jump shot" celebration after a sack. It's stupid and makes zero sense, but I like it.

I would love to see a guy sack one of these Jesus-freak QBs like Kitna or Kurt Warner, and instead of doing a dance to celebrate, stare at them lying on the ground and say "WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, MUTHA A???"