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  1. #51
    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    Holy crap! Sounds like someone up there was looking out for ya!
    yes i know, thank god, i def have some guardian angels

  2. #52
    Big Mo MoSpur's Avatar
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    Glad you're back dude.

  3. #53
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    when they put you in the ambulance you should have screamed " Come on! I take your ing bullet! You think you kill me with bullets?"

  4. #54
    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    glad your alive and well man!

  5. #55
    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    get to work on that crime story johnny blaze

  6. #56
    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    when they put you in the ambulance you should have screamed " Come on! I take your ing bullet! You think you kill me with bullets?"
    ha ha ha ha the funny thing is when they put me in the ambulance this was the conversation after i finally got oxygen

    batman: where are you taking me

    ems: university hospital

    batman: UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL!!!! NO DON'T TAKE ME THERE I HAVE GOOD MEDICAL INSURANCE

    ems: calm down sir, University has the best trauma unit in town

    batman: people die there, i dont wanna have to wait there for 10 hours to get seen!!!!

    then i passed out

  7. #57
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    ha ha ha ha the funny thing is when they put me in the ambulance this was the conversation after i finally got oxygen

    batman: where are you taking me

    ems: university hospital

    batman: UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL!!!! NO DON'T TAKE ME THERE I HAVE GOOD MEDICAL INSURANCE

    ems: calm down sir, University has the best trauma unit in town

    batman: people die there, i dont wanna have to wait there for 10 hours to get seen!!!!

    then i passed out

  8. #58
    Big Mo MoSpur's Avatar
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    University is the best for trauma. LOL

  9. #59
    needs a margarita
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    And it just dawned on me that here you were being responsible by not drinking and driving and this is the thanks you get????

  10. #60
    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    thats what they said, i couldnt complain they took care of me right away

  11. #61
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    I just realized that they said " University has the best trauma unit" if it wasn't good would they have said something like " We are taking you to university .....we're sorry"

  12. #62
    Ain't over 'till its over MaNuMaNiAc's Avatar
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    dude got shot, and still had enough fight in him to argue with paramedics! Batman is legendary

  13. #63
    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    And it just dawned on me that here you were being responsible by not drinking and driving and this is the thanks you get????
    exactly!!!!

  14. #64
    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    Bat, next time choose Plata.

    Just sayin'

  15. #65
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    Batman if you had died I would have played Video Ouija to talk to you

  16. #66
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    You were shot before you got in the car but didn't realize it?

    You were shot while lying on the backseat? The bullet came through the door, window?

    Or the driver turned around and popped you one because you didn't pay your part of the club tab?

    Crazy story, glad you're OK, welcome back.

    That's what you get for hangin in such a nasty 'hood.

  17. #67
    Big Mo MoSpur's Avatar
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    thats what they said, i couldnt complain they took care of me right away
    I know. I was agreeing with what the EMS told you. University is the best.

  18. #68
    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    You were shot before you got in the car but didn't realize it?

    You were shot while lying on the backseat? The bullet came through the door, window?

    Or the driver turned around and popped you one because you didn't pay your part of the club tab?

    Crazy story, glad you're OK, welcome back.

    That's what you get for hangin in such a nasty 'hood.
    ha ha ha ha ha

    i got shot laying in the backseat

  19. #69
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    ha ha ha ha ha

    i got shot getting laid in the backseat
    FIXED

  20. #70
    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    "Is that a bullet in my side or did I just too hard?"

  21. #71
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    "Is that a bullet in my side or did I just too hard?"
    put new meaning to the phrase "busted a nut"

  22. #72
    Ain't over 'till its over MaNuMaNiAc's Avatar
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    if that's the case, wouldn't he associate pain with pleasure from this point forward? Dude's getting laid... gets shot while getting an orgasm... I can imagine bats buying a gun for entertainment tomorrow

  23. #73
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Props to Batty for recovering well.




    And props to Johnny B for the obscure Simpsons reference.

  24. #74
    Get Refuel! FromWayDowntown's Avatar
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    I'm glad to hear that you're making such a great recovery, Batman!! It sucks that you had to go through that; I can appreciate the back-and-forth feelings that you've been going through. I hope that part of your recovery will be a complete success too.

  25. #75
    Ain't over 'till its over MaNuMaNiAc's Avatar
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    "Is that a bullet in my side or did I just too hard?"

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