He could probably shove a shoe up her ass.
That chick's a skank.
Tara Reid is not good looking at all.
I yelled at Steven Tyler that I was in love with his daughter (Liv) when I was in the very front row during a concert. He looked at me and pointed his finger at me and then he started playing his harmonica.
I think he was approving of my love for his daughter.
He could probably shove a shoe up her ass.
That chick's a skank.
Yeah she is. I was still excited talking to her though.
You'd get excited talking to Barbara Bush, you sick .
lol im sure she was hot back in her day!!
I met that chick Scarlett Johanssen while she was filming that movie The Island. Her and Dylan McDermott. (obi won)
Obi-wan is played by Ewan McGregor, not Dylan McDermott.
I demand an apology for this mistake.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MET "THAT CHICK"
Flo im calling bs on your story!!![]()
So am I.
I'd still be in jail if Scarlett ever came within 100 feet of me.
I'd grab her boobies and then, as I'd most assuredly be getting arrested, I'd use my free hand to grab her ass.
I'd be serving my 10 year sentence with the satisfaction of having touched my dream woman.
Then, after I'm realesed from prison, I'd spend all of my time stalking her.
I actually was trying to bait Peewee in, but I totally F'ed the whole thing up...
Also you would be rich since her "COSTAR" Dylan McDermott would have punched you and you would have sued him. lol
Like I said I screwed that whole lie up from start to finish...
I don't know where in the I got Dylan Mcdermott from....![]()
LOL yeah you did.
I guess you've been spending too much time daydreaming of Dylan McDermott.
Dude, keep your strange, gay day dreams out of here.
I day dream about Christina Milian. She looks at me all day from my desktop.![]()
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Damn Pee wee how are you almost at 8,000 you were at 5 just the other day!!
Hey Flo, do all cops eat as many donuts as they do on tv?
Alot of the vets who have been around make Dunkin Donuts a regular stop during the shift. I know I don;t eat donuts. I rarely do any sweets at all to be honest. Normally I try and not eat heavy while on duty. It's hard enough staying awake at night as it is.
Do you work nights? Are you ever scared to drive around the "bad" neighborhoods?
Why don't you two just get a room?
I am a post god!!!!!!
I started out working days and I kinda go used to it then. You kinda get to know the "neighborhood guys" and as long as you respect them they normally respect you back. On weeknights it is normally nothing going on in my route. Weekends are a different story. Most of the people that I normally have trouble with are the people driving thru drunk with the suspended reg, or suspended lic and stuff. Thank goodness I haven;t been involved in anything tooo bad yet considering it's Balt City...![]()
When I was a kid, I got to take batting practice with two minor league baseball teams and got to serve as the official scorer for the San Antonio Dodgers one night in the mid-80's.
I started college with a guy named David Kraft, who is Robert Kraft's youngest son. Robert Kraft is the owner of the New England Patriots. Twice I got to have dinner on Mr. Kraft's tab in NYC. Amanda Peet was also in my freshman class.
In this whole thread, it's been missed that S y has a soon-to-be-divorced sister.
How you doin', S y's sister?
Should I tell her I used to be the backup JV kicker on my high school football team, boss?
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