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[Extra Stout]

I think it's one of their Barista merit badges.

Dammit I want one to impress the cashier at Wal-Mart.

[Extra Stout]

Her shirt's too small because otherwise I think they'd have to special order it, so the buttons pucker in front and you can see some of the skin on her stomach. That makes me all hot.

[CuckingFunt]

Her shirt's too small because otherwise I think they'd have to special order it, so the buttons pucker in front and you can see some of the skin on her stomach. That makes me all hot.

The button pucker is only acceptable when it happens in the breastular area, and even then should be avoided.

[CuckingFunt]

Her shirt's too small because otherwise I think they'd have to special order it, so the buttons pucker in front and you can see some of the skin on her stomach. That makes me all hot.

Alternate smart ass reply:

Sounds like she's already had enough mocha intangibles.

[Extra Stout]

The button pucker is only acceptable when it happens in the breastular area, and even then should be avoided.

I just want to tell her that I could get lost in her rolls... and could probably live in there for weeks with all the food particles that get caught.

[Extra Stout]

I'm writing her a poem with eleven reasons I want her... one reason for each of her teeth.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm writing her a poem with eleven reasons I want her... one reason for each of her teeth.

She sounds like a winner.

You should play her some music.

While licking her face.

[Extra Stout]

The button pucker is only acceptable when it happens in the breastular area, and even then should be avoided.

You know, I'm only 4'8". I can't see up that high.

[Extra Stout]

She sounds like a winner.

You should play her some music.

While licking her face.

I did try that once before. I didn't get a date, but I am banned from the Home Depot now.

[CuckingFunt]

You know, I'm only 4'8". I can't see up that high.

I know he meant that as an insult, but I can think of a few distinct advantages of dating someone only 4'8".

[CuckingFunt]

I did try that once before. I didn't get a date, but I am banned from the Home Depot now.

You must have picked the wrong song.

[Leetonidas]

Ok brahs, give me some feedback on this. I've got another week before I go back and meet with her and I'm thinking about pulling a high risk, high reward move. Ok here goes.

Next time I go in for my meeting, I load up my portable boom box stereo player with $10 worth of D batteries and play an interpretive song that reveals my feelings towards her. Girls love songs. If this one is one she likes, I could be in. So yeah, just press play right before I open the door and just let the music march me right in the room. If she tries to utter a vowel, I put my finger in front of my lips ala Derek Fisher for the shhhh sound.

And I just stand there and let the lyrics work their magic into her heart. 3-4 minutes later, I'm either a guy that has 16 minutes left in his research evaluation or a guy that has 16 minutes left in his research evaluation AND a romantic ambiance by chance at the Tower of Americas.

I might do it. I feel like taking a chance like a few of you suggested. Thanks for that.

Now, hmmm... which song should I go with?

Here's my thoughts right now:

The Way I are
Traveling Man
Amarillo by Morning
That's How I got to Memphis

or my personal fave - She's a Lady by Mr. Tom Jones.

Thoughts? Suggestions on this?

Oh wow.

[thispego]

What if she wants him for his body?

then there is no problem

[jackseven]

Ok guys thanks for hijacking. I need help not anticdotes between Stout and Cuck.

Kori, Exstatic... anythoughts?

If my tides don't turn, I'm going to end up sobbing to the Polish Prince again.

[jackseven]

For those of you who are less cultured, the PP = Bobby Vinton. If you don't know his most famous song, then your on you're own.

[exstatic]

Don't play her any Bobby Vinton. Other than that, I have no advice for someone chasing a fourth time.

[E20]

wear loose pants and no underwear. while you're meeting with her, let your pants "accidentally" fall off. she'll see your and immediately want to . it worked for the Milf Hunter, I'm sure it'll work for you.

That's ing hilarious.

[John Conner]

tell her about your bad beat, some women find impecuniousness attractive

[Extra Stout]

Ok guys thanks for hijacking. I need help not anticdotes between Stout and Cuck.

Kori, Exstatic... anythoughts?

If my tides don't turn, I'm going to end up sobbing to the Polish Prince again.

It's a heck of a predicament. Usually, wisdom would suggest rather than putting on a production with music and histrionics, you should strike up a conversation, and be charming and witty, so that she would want to continue the banter over a meal.

But clearly three times that hasn't worked, so you must not have been witty or charming, or able to hold a conversation with her very well. Perhaps your social skills have expanded in the past five years? I mean, one of your posts made CuckingFunt laugh, and even though she doesn't go for men so much, she is female. So that's something.

The whole musical idea is more weird and creepy as opposed to charming and witty. Or is she like totally into music, or one of those emos who would get off on that?

Just be careful. If she rejects you a fourth time, that's a sweep.

[ShoogarBear]

If it was me, I'd just sit in the front row and lick my eyebrow.

Not everybody has an eyebrow that curls down the side of their face into their mouth.

[ShoogarBear]

And I think thispego has the only idea that has even an infinitesimal chance of working.

[CuckingFunt]

I mean, one of your posts made CuckingFunt laugh, and even though she doesn't go for men so much, she is female.

The Funt goes for men.

Just to clarify.

[thispego]

And I think thispego has the only idea that has even an infinitesimal chance of working.

yep, i know how to bamboozle women into falling in love