I would never insult your intelligence because I don't play like that. If you didn't like my condescending tone fine, I was just giving you what I (and others) get from you all the time, that's all.
Pssssst! Don't forget your not in the secret hidden private forum anymore.![]()
I would never insult your intelligence because I don't play like that. If you didn't like my condescending tone fine, I was just giving you what I (and others) get from you all the time, that's all.
Pssssssst! I just want you to know I am pulling for you. I really think you have it in you to put CF in his/her's place. I know you have the skill I have seen your work in the past, please don't let me down......................
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You can stir the pot all you like, but I'm done. I said what I wanted to say, and it was never my intention to start some ridiculous argument.
Sorry to disappoint.
This is just like the holidays at my house.
Oh please........you give me way too much credit![]()
Just like I said before: Dysfunction Junction you are here!
Holidays in my family are much different since my grandmother passed last year. Now there's no reason for us all to get together and pretend (not very convincingly) that we don't all hate each other. Oh... the yelling.
Holidays on my dad's side of the family (the waspy white folks side) are the same as they've ever been -- unspoken tension and poorly veiled insults delivered with a smile.
Dayumm, did I mention that my daughters boyfriend nuked left over turkey & dressing & put the muffin batter over it, thinking it was gravy![]()
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Ha ha, that's funny!Reminds me of the time when my oldest was about 7 and my mom hosted a "fancy" dinner out for our family reunion. My son ordered roast beef and baked potato, and slathered all of the white stuff in the metal container on his plate onto his potato. Was he ever pissed when he realized all the white stuff was neither butter nor sour cream. It was horseradish for his roast beef. We still give him crap for that!
Guess you had to be there................![]()
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My best TG mishap was the first one I had with my husband's family. They are the kind that polish the silver and use "water goblets",etc. His mom and sisters worked all day and when they called everyone in to the dining room for the "presentation" we all walked in to find my 2 chihuahuas on the table pigging out!!! I think his mom got the "vapors"!![]()
Vapors??????????????????
How funny is that? You must be a Suthan girl!
Thank you CuckingFunt and mrsmaalox for making forget why I hated thanksgiving in the first palce!![]()
What did she pass? Did she pass Go? Did she collect her 200 dollars?
give us details! Did she pass her random piss test? Does she work for Toyota making sure the Mexicans in San Antonio don't leave anymore taco cabana wrappers in the trucks? Is she going to law school? Did she pass the Bar?
Did she pass gas? a Kidney stone?.................don't leave us in the dark!
what the did she pass?
What does the private forum have to do with spending Easter together? Last time we talked about it was in real life, not on the private forum
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Then are we all invited?
I didn't say I was having a GTG. I said that SW and I were going to cook Easter dinner together at her house.
Ok cool I get the hint......................
pssssst! It sorta sounds like a gtg to me.............after all if you think about it, it only takes two to have one...........oh well.....maybe you only need a sign that reads Dead troll storage! and I may crash it
I'm only too happy to oblige!!![]()
Thanksgiving was great this year, but small (just SFIE, me and my mom). We hosted last year, and my dad and stepmom joined us. I want to host every year; it's a lot of fun for me, and so nice to not have to travel for one holiday.
This year's mishaps included forgetting to set the timer for both pies (but we had a general idea of when they went in and checked back in them every 5 minutes after), a leetle oops with the consistency of the chocolate mousse (but the taste was divine, and a little more whipping cream made it right as rain). And we forgot the timer on the rolls, so a couple got a little more brown than I would like.
Last year though - heh. SFIE (who is responsible for the turkey on the pretext that I think a turkey breast is just fine, thanks, so if someone wants a whole turkey, they can roast it themselves) left the giblets in the turkey last year.
Before that, back when my parents were together, there was a family tradition of burning the rolls. Every freaking year. My dad would cook (he's a marvelous cook) and the last thing to go in would be the rolls and every year he would forget until the burning smell came from the oven. good times.
That sounds good to me.![]()
Why? Do you really want my son's fist anywhere around your eggs?![]()
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