Greatest Movie Line Ever!!!

[Twisted_Dawg]

"We all got it coming kid."

Clint Eastwood "Unforgiven"

Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a in' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. s. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.




When in doubt... .

[Twisted_Dawg]

Daryl Van Horne: Men are such suckers aren't they? You don't have to answer that. It's true. They're scared. Their s get limp when confronted by a woman of obvious power and what do they do about it? Call them witches, burn them, torture them, until every woman is afraid. Afraid of herself... afraid of men... and all for what? Fear of losing their hard-on.

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Daryl Van Horne: Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No . I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

Lloyd: I'll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out!
Harry: No!
Lloyd: I'll give you three to one odds.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Five to one.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Ten to one?
Harry: You're on!
Lloyd: I'm gonna get ya!
Harry: Nu uh!
Lloyd: I don't know how but I'm gonna get ya.

[florige]

Daryl Van Horne: Men are such suckers aren't they? You don't have to answer that. It's true. They're scared. Their s get limp when confronted by a woman of obvious power and what do they do about it? Call them witches, burn them, torture them, until every woman is afraid. Afraid of herself... afraid of men... and all for what? Fear of losing their hard-on.

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Daryl Van Horne: Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No . I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?

Awesome!

[Lloyd Christmas]

Lloyd: Uh oh
Harry: What uh oh?
Lloyd: you spilled the salt
Harry: so?
Lloyd: so spilling the salt is very bad luck, last thing we need driving across the country is bad luck so
Harry: so
Lloyd: so quick, throw some salt over your right shoulder
Harry: (throws salt shaker over right shoulder)

Seabass: Alright who's the dead man who hit me with the salt shaker!!??

Harry: oh oh it was a terrible mistake sir, believe me, i would never do anything to offend a man of your size.

seabass's friend: Kick his ass sea bass!

seabass: you gonna eat that?

Harry: well, uh, i , uh was, gonna, it had crossed my mind, yeah.

seabass: hawks a lougie............spits on harrys burger
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Lloyd: Ohhhohhoho, you really wimped out man....
Harry: what are you talkin about wimpoed out. did you see.. the guy hawked on my burger . what was i suppos...,,

Lloyd: .....wait.. wai.. i think i just had a ide.. yeah....
..follow me.
walks over to seabass's table
seabass: what the do you want??!

Lloyd: Hi, my friend Harry and I would like to apologize for that unpleasant scene.. a little earlier....we'd like to buy you guys a... rounda beers.. just to bury the hatchet!

seabass: make it 4 boilermakers.

Lloyd: Whatever you want sir, I'll have the waitress bring it out immediately.

Harry: Lloyd what are you doing? we dont hav the money!? Lloyd, what are you.

Lloyd: pss psshhh pshh psshhh!!
..........Excuse me... seabass and the fellas offered to pick up our check.. they said just put it on their tab.

waitress: seabass said that??

Lloyd: well, if that guy in the booth over there is seabass {points at seabass, seabass points at himself}
Waitress: ok, if that's what he wants.

Harry: here, put these on there too!

all. from. memory.

[ShoogarBear]

Soylent Green is . . . PEOPLE!!!

[cornbread]

"If it bleeds we can kill it." Arnold in Predator.

[dirk4mvp]

You gotta be a stupid mother a to get fired on yo day off!

[thispego]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI saidddddddddddd


i dont want the mans porkchop

[Walter Craparita]

"I ain't got time to bleed."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nqsf0XynGz8

[slayermin]

Alec Baldwin's scene in Glengarry Glen Ross has too numerous to list. I submit his entire scene.

Blake: Let me have your attention for a moment! So you're talking about what? You're talking about...(puts out his cigarette)... ing about that sale you shot, some son of a that doesn't want to buy, somebody that doesn't want what you're selling, some broad you're trying to screw and so forth. Let's talk about something important. Are they all here?

Williamson: All but one.

Blake: Well, I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important! (to Levene) Put that coffee down!! Coffee's for closers only. (Levene scoffs) Do you think I'm ing with you? I am not ing with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levene?

Levene: Yeah.

Blake: You call yourself a salesman, you son of a ?

Moss: I don't have to listen to this .

Blake: You certainly don't pal. 'Cause the good news is -- you're fired. The bad news is you've got, all you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting tonight. Starting with tonights sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this months sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You're laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them! You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close , you ARE , hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out!!!

Levene: The leads are weak.

Blake: 'The leads are weak.' ing leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years.

Moss: What's your name?

Blake: YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!! (to Levene) And your name is "you're wanting." And you can't play in a man's game. You can't close them. (at a near whisper) And you go home and tell your wife your troubles. (to everyone again) Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you ing gots?
(Blake flips over a blackboard which has two sets of letters on it: ABC, and AIDA.)

Blake: A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's or walk. You close or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the prospects comin' in; you think they came in to get out of the rain? Guy doesn't walk on the lot unless he wants to buy. Sitting out there waiting to give you their money! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? (to Moss) What's the problem pal? You. Moss.

Moss: You're such a hero, you're so rich. Why you coming down here and waste your time on a bunch of bums?
(Blake sits and takes off his gold watch)

Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?

Moss: Yeah.

Blake: That watch cost more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see, pal, that's who I am. And you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a . Good father? you -- go home and play with your kids!! (to everyone) You wanna work here? Close!! (to Aaronow) You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you sucker? You can't take this -- how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?! You don't like it -- leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you got, make myself fifteen thousand dollars! Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise! A-I-D-A!! Get mad! You sons of es! Get mad!! You know what it takes to sell real estate?
(He pulls something out of his briefcase)

Blake: It takes brass balls to sell real estate.
(He's holding two brass balls on string, over the appropriate "area"--he puts them away after a pause)

Blake: Go and do likewise, gents. The money's out there, you pick it up, it's yours. You don't--I have no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, close, it's yours. If not you're going to be shining my shoes. Bunch of losers sitting around in a bar. (in a mocking weak voice) "Oh yeah, I used to be a salesman, it's a tough racket." (he takes out large stack of red index cards tied together with string from his briefcase) These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them. Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. (he hands the stack to Williamson) They're for closers.
I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. (to Moss as he puts on his watch again) And to answer your question, pal: why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to, they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your ing ass because a loser is a loser.
(He stares at Moss for a sec, and then picking up his briefcase, goes into inner office with Williamson)

[Jimcs50]

I think the le of the thread is greatest movie LINE, not conversation. A line is one person, I think.




Shoog, you are right. "People" in Soylant Green was a classic.

[resistanze]

Tommy DeVito: Hey, Spider, that in' bandage on your foot is bigger than your in' head.

[DannyT]

you lost awwww the ing money....GOD DAMMMN IT BILLY

[batman2883]

Hi Im Ricky Bobby And If You Dont Like Big Red Chewing Gum Then You

[baseline bum]

Pussies don't like s, because pussies get ed by s. But s also assholes: assholes that just want to on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can an asshole is a , with some balls. The problem with s is: they too much or when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.

[florige]

Tommy DeVito: Hey, Spider, that in' bandage on your foot is bigger than your in' head.

Why don't you go F*** yourself Tommy!

[ShoogarBear]

All these GoodFellas quotations and nobody has mentioned:

"Now go home and get your in' shinebox!"

[florige]

All these GoodFellas quotations and nobody has mentioned:

"Now go home and get your in' shinebox!"

How in the HECK did I forget that!!!!

[DannyT]

nooooooooooooooooo bob noooooooooooooo not my RICHIE.......

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"You remember this guy; he skippered Hitler's catamaran during the war."

-PCU