Would you give someone a six pack of beer if they found your cell phone?

[mrsmaalox]

I'm not sure who's you been sucking that only requires a few seconds of your time but if your really that good like you say then call me next time you lock your keys in the car, .......lost cat, .....rake the leaves,.....clogged drain,...........pencil needs sharpening.............

Whoa, down boy! I never claimed to be good; that was the joke silly!

[Mavs08]

Whoa, down boy! I never claimed to be good!

I am sure that is one job where it's ok to suck at!

[mrsmaalox]

I am sure that is one job where it's ok to suck at!

[USA Employee]

After reading this heart felt topic ,
I have come to the conclusion if I ever find a cell phone in America?
I will immediately take it to the Bombay pawnshop!