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Im saying people vary in their opinion who is a a badass. I ing love alot of these badass characters mentioned, including Vader. Im saying Hayden playing Anakin ed him up for me. Maybe you have a thing for Hayden, but hey thats your deal.
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Just because someone is a murdering bas doesn't make them less gay. Jeffrey Dahmer was a murdering bas but he was also very gay.
With that, I do agree that Darth Vader would kill Rambo without a doubt and he is a great villan, but Hayden Christensen was a and his little teenage angsty temper tantrums did mess up Vader a little bit in my head. Just a little.
Im saying people vary in their opinion who is a a badass. I ing love alot of these badass characters mentioned, including Vader. Im saying Hayden playing Anakin ed him up for me. Maybe you have a thing for Hayden, but hey thats your deal.
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Letting Hayden " it up" for you is gay as .
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Yeah, you have a thing for him don't you...
Dahmer was gay?
Is he the guy that would woo his boy toys to his place and then chop them up?
I'm secure enough in my own masculinity to say he's a good looking guy.
If I were a closet gay man, I wouldn't have said that.
I'd be ing about how he made a bad Vader.
You want his red light saber up your ass, don't you?
Nah, I don't roll your way. Besides, I don't want to be the subject of what you jerk off to. Men and lightsabers and ass. Sorry man.
You guys are ing idiots. Rambo would stand 50 feet away and just shoot the out of Vader. You guys say Rambo is an emotional pussy, but Vader is the one wetting his pants over some . Vader can only do his pussy mind trick in close range. Rambo specializes in GUERILLA warfare, he will not go up to Vader and fight him hand to hand combat he will terrorize the out of the Death Star.
Rambo >>>> Vader
Rambo is more badass
Rambo is more qualified
Rambo has personally killed more people
Rambo has taken on three armies
Rambo can use his enviorment to his advantage
Rambo can kill undetected and from long rage.
Vade OTOH all he can do is wield a light saber and do mind tricks, but all that is useless when you can't even find your opponent.
Rambo >>> Vader.
Denial isn't a river in Egypt.
Rambo never banged a girl.
So, he's probably a closet got.
And, since you probably have never seen The Empire Stirkes back, I feel I have to hit you with some knowledge.
Vader blocked three blaster shots from Han Solo. Blaster shots, mother er!!!
Rambo has not killed more people than Vader. That's just a re ed statement. The er killed more people in Revenge of the Sith than Rambo can ever masturbate to. The er killed off the Jedi order, for 's sake.
Guerilla warfare? Killing undetected from long range??
What kind of pussy is that??
You're making my arguement for me.
That got has to run and hide!!!
What's so manly about that??
Yea, don't face your enemy.
That's manly.
Face it, Rambo ain't got nothing on Vader.
End of story.
Yes.
But not until after he drilled holes in their skull in an attempt to turn them into "zombie" sex slaves.
Gay zombies.
Now that's a comedy waiting to happen.
I wonder if Simon Peg would make such a movie.
Wow I never heard that before.But not until after he drilled holes in their skull in an attempt to turn them into "zombie" sex slaves.
All i remember is he had some dude's johnson in a baggie in the freezer.
I think they found three severed heads and three severed penises. They found full bodies, too, I believe.
It's funny how you remember that part with great detail.
You also forgot to mention he killed everyone on the planet of Alderon. That's a least a million people. At the very least a million.
, that's true.
wasn't that Tarkin's call?
Its funny youd watch a movie with gay zombies.
yea.
That would be some ing funny .
Watching gay zombies chasing fat Carnies all over the place??
, that's just comedic gold.
They teamed up on that one.
So, he get's half that credit on that one.
Your in it?
Yea, I'll be the guy with a shotgun killing the zombies and arriving just a minute late to save your Carnie ass from getting raped by gay zombies.
Nope, Tarkin was the boss. Your boss always takes credit.
Actually that is true. That brings Vader's murder count down a few million.
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