Assface is one of those really underrated cuss words that I feel should be used a little more often.
piss sucker mother er s fart turd and that was a good read.
Assface is one of those really underrated cuss words that I feel should be used a little more often.
Go back and watch some of the 99 finals games on the commemorative dvd set. You'll see some F'n cussin from the Admiral.
Another good article on Duncan, this addresses the street cred and the NBA not being able to market him, a fact that is Duncan's choice as much as the NBA's.
It came out during the run for the le in '05.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...can/index.html
Run silent, run deep
Duncan's bland demeanor hides premier talent
Chris Ballard
Imagine a parallel universe in which Tim Duncan was the most popular player in the NBA. The streets would be dotted with black No. 21 Spurs jerseys, sportscasters would refer to him, shorthand, as "T-Dunc" or "Tim-peccable"; a sports drink would pump the jingle, "I Want to Get to the Rim like Tim!" and, across the gyms and blacktops of America, teenagers would catch the ball on the left block, mechanically turn, fire up a bank shot and then yell, "I just went TD on your ass!" He would have his own best-selling highlight video (Come Jump Hook With Me), nappy half-beards would be the rage and, instead of sticking out their tongues, youngsters would mimic the Duncan Blank Stare after made baskets.
But, of course, that is not the case. Rather, Duncan is referred to as a 'superstar' primarily by the few companies that he does represent, a not-so-klieg-light coalition of the ad community that includes H-E-B stores (Don't know what that means? You're not alone -- it's a grocery store chain in Texas and Mexico.), a video game called "Backyard Basketball" and forever-destined-to-be-a-soccer-company-or-a-dirty-acronym Adidas. Some commentators, especially those named "Skip Bayless," argue that Duncan is not a superstar because he is not exciting to watch. This very Web site, back in 2003, wrote a story called "Sports' Most Boring Superstars," in which the author listed the 'most yawn-inducing superstars' and put Duncan at the top, writing that his "Claim to Lame," is that "we'd rather have Shaq over for dinner." (Duncan, who has a dry sense of humor when he shows it, once said of his famously bland quotes, ""Wasn't I on SI.com's all-boring team? I'm at the top of my game, baby!")
Regardless, there is no disputing that Duncan is less visible, and less popular, than most NBA stars. Despite being a two-time league MVP, owner of two championship rings, and an all-the-time, All-NBA selection, he was eclipsed in popularity in the span of one season by Carmelo Anthony and LeBron James when the duo entered the league, and he will never be as recognizable a star as Magic Johnson, Michael Jordan or Allen Iverson.
Why is this?
Let's start with the obvious. He's not American, or at least not mainland American (he was born in the Virgin Islands); he plays in a small market; he plays the least-flashy position in the NBA (calling him what he really is, a center); he shows no emotion on the court or with the press -- "a paragon of anticharisma," as S.L. Price called him in a laudatory SI Sportsman of the Year feature in '03 -- and he doesn't make highlight-worthy plays, at least as judged by the arbiters of such worthiness, those tape-winders at sports networks.
Of course, this is exactly why many basketball aficionados love Duncan. He functions as a filter of sorts; if you are a true fan, you will appreciate the soundness of his game and find the beauty in his bank shot, his drop step, the way he rarely leaves his feet on defense. He is the anti-Vinsanity. New Jersey's Vince Carter is a player whose attributes are so wildly obvious, and acrobatic, that his myriad deficiencies are harder to spot to the novice fan. More than that, a player such as Vince -- a perennial vote-leader in the All-Star balloting -- is good at the things that are easiest for a casual fan to spot: dunking, making crazy shots and, well, jumping really high. If Carter is the wine cooler of the league, all sweetness and bubbles, palatable to even a 16-year-old, then Duncan is the aged Cabernet. You may not appreciate him at first, but, once your taste is refined, you understand what you were missing.
Still, there is another, simpler reason why Duncan is not more popular: He doesn't want to be. That's why he offers up meaningless quotes in a monotone voice, why he turns down offers to be on magazine covers flexing his bicep, why he is perfectly happy with the fact that you may know nothing, or next to nothing, about his family and his personal life. Think about it: He's one of the best, if not the best, player in the NBA, he's winning championships, he's getting paid like a Sultan and he's playing for the best organization in the league. What is another $10 million in endorsements going to do for his life? How are more screaming fans going to make him happier? Why in the world would he want to be a superstar, if what we really mean by that -- and by 'we' I mean the media and the fans -- is a marketable superstar? It may seem unlikely in celebrity-saturated America, but Duncan is opting out of the culture of idolatry. And, in spite of his superior skills, that may be the most remarkable thing about him.
Tim Duncan.
I just wanted to type it.
What the is your avatar? Just some dude dribbling for a second and repeating?
Um... k
Hmm good read.
I like it.
It was the last page in the Sports Illustrated Special Edition for the '05 Championship.
I keep joking that if Kori started a Duncan only forum I could keep it filled by myself.
It's not really a joke.
I have a ton of stuff on him.
Anyone interested in articles or pics or his life story can PM me if they want more. I can usually pull stuff up by year and find anything someone might be looking for.
He really is my specialty. He fascinates me.
I'm afraid if I posted everything I have/get on him you guys will throw me off the board.![]()
Simple math: TD = TCB = MVP
I've been called that many times.
By my own family!
I follow Duncan closely...but from a distance.
I collect articles, pictures, memorabilia that I like.
I have nothing but respect for the boundries he's set. His privacy is important to him, everyone knows that.
I have stuff that would cross that line, I've never posted it.
I don't live in San Antonio but if I did I can promise that I wouldn't be going through his trash!
I've never seen him play in person, though if I ever get the chance I would try to get his autograph.
I'm quite content to watch from a distance.
It's an honor to be able to witness his incredible career.
Damn good read.
Throw you off the board? How about I take you out to dinner instead?![]()
I used to have a timeline picture of Duncan at wake, rookie season, 4th season, 8th, and whatever was most recent. Old puter crashed lost it and other 290389230820398097097 Duncan/Spurs things.
Well I'm not alone.
I've followed the Spurs (hardcore instead of mildly) in 1993, when I was around 9. Followed TD ever since he had pimples the summer he was drafted. And never have I got to see him play either.
Next season I plan on making a trip to SA though to catch a game. And not just any game, one against Dallas, LA, Phoenix or someone I really wanna see get beat down. Assuming you're not a minor you should come along somehow.
My worst fear!
I print articles I don't want to risk losing.
And, a neurotic admission, I have my stuff saved on a couple of computers so if one goes down I still have my stuff.
It's taken me years to gather it all, I'd be really upset if I lost it.
Been called a man here on ST but never a minor!
I want nothing more than to see Duncan play in person.
A hand picked game would be a dream but at this point I don't care anymore. I just want to see him live.
I've got an offer from a fellow ST poster who's in San Marcos. If I can get there I have a place to stay.
I'm working on it but money is an issue and it's not a cheap trip...I want great seats!
Well dang I don't know how old you are, as if it's any of my business anyway!
I've been around just a few months before you came to ST and remember couple years ago you claiming in some thread you was a girl so I've known for a long while.![]()
Thought it was funny when you got the extra Spur for your patience and told myself like anybody is going to notice that and make a point of you not being a dude when replying to you haha.
But yeah I caught a game in Memphis, preseason though. Duncan sat out, and I got a picture of him coming out of the tunnel from halftime. He turned for a second let me snap a picture and went on. Hoping to get that as well as other photos from the game off the old PC that's being operated on.
Summer 2006, I don't remember who, offered me to come stay with him if I was planning on taking a trip to SA to see a game to save me hotel costs. At the time I was with my now ex girlfriend and we was having problems so it never panned out. Wasted 4 years on that liar and burned for it. Whew.
But really I wouldn't stay with someone that offered unless they knew Kori and hubby or was a regular at the ST G2Gs. I don't trust easy anymore.
Now that I'm a free bird I will be making that trip next season for sure. I have a nice Yukon that can make the trip easily and all I lack is planning, which game which seats and such. Was thinking it would be cool if ST regs that are abroad could all get together and plan a G2G in SA for a weekend for our first games and such but realized soon there isn't enough regs or interest.
I'd just like to meet the people I see posting everyday while there is all. Here in Arkansas it'd be a short trip (9hrs) and I don't know any Spurs fans here except for one, who started liking them when he got to know me.
I still get called a guy here almost daily. It's pretty funny, I guess it's a compliment on a sports board. I thought the spur would at least slow it down but it hasn't.
The poster that made me the offer I've gotten pretty close with. It started with PM's here and then we took it off ST and we email and talk on the phone. She even sends me local stuff that I can't get on ebay, like the Spurs Ice Cream. She records the local TV coverage and sends me the DVD. I trust her, we've been friends for a year now.
I'd love to meet some regular ST posters. I know a lot of it is "internet persona" but after a while you can get a feel for who you think you'd like in "real life." I spend a lot of time here, it would be cool to actually meet the people I like "talking" to.
I have no Spurs fans around me either, which is why ST is so important to me. It's my connection to my team, to other Duncan fans.
I couldn't drive to SA, it would have to be flying. Having a place to stay helps with some expenses but it's still in the "dream" stage.
First time poster, found your board about a couple weeks ago. So this is where all the Spurs fans are. Very good reads on Duncan. Thank you for sharing. Lived in SA for most of my life and now I'm in Piston-ville. Its cold and I only get to see one Spurs game in person a year. It sucks..haha. [/threadjack] I miss the Spurs atmosphere. Look forward to more posts!
Nice to meet ya. Spurstalk needs more opinionated fans so hang out jump in any thread and don't worry about some regs here they just like to pick on newer folks.
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I used to collect Duncans and Spurs articles and pictures on PC, still I got them on some Cd's.
But I rethought it nad does not do it now.
Well I'm dowloading games and burning them into DVD's but it is all.
I've got many NBA cards (most upper deck) but they don't see the light. (Few Jordan cards, Hills rookie season, Duncans Wake Forest, rookie and other and so on ...)
But all those gadgets are not that important right now.
The love to the nba, the love to the spurs organization the love to TD is what matters. Live up the day, the rest is in the internet.
I guess it is kind of surprising because Duncan always appears so quiet and mild-tempered in interviews and stuff like that. But he needs to say that if he isn't getting a fouled call. Like someone else said, if he said something like "Call the foul please" or "Oh crackers!" no one would pay attention to him. I don't really care either way, it doesn't make him a bad person or anything.
Probably were fouls, what else?
..thanks God, he's human after all.
forget about Duncan being stoic. I want a Tim Duncan who expresses what's good for this team.
carry on Tim!![]()
one ball for defense? wasn't he named DPOY when that game came out?
and, oh, uhm... btw.... !
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