Free Quattro Razor (15)

[CuckingFunt]

Case in point: How can you not at that?

It's pretty damn easy, actually.

[NASpurs]

Johnny Cage ripoff lmao. I loved the parts when they started to stretch him and how he served them food blind folded LMAO...................I just cried a little.

*edit*

Nvm it does work.

[marini martini]

Heh... you didn't use the for the first time ever. Seems like I hit a nerve.

Germans are a pretty drunk crowd.

How you like me now???????????????? Happy, Pappy?

Am truley in my 98th day of sobrierty! I'm with a sexy hot Italiano, who needs to get drunk? When love is all I need!

[mrsmaalox]

It's pretty damn easy, actually.

Lighten up!!!

[NASpurs]

Johnny Cage ripoff lmao. I loved the parts when they started to stretch him and how he served them food blind folded LMAO...................I just cried a little.

Oh crap that made me crack up

[NASpurs]

How you like me now???????????????? Happy, Pappy?

Am truley in my 98th day of sobrierty! I'm with a sexy hot Italiano, who needs to get drunk? When love is all I need!

So the only reason you were getting drunk was because you didn't have a man? Lame.

Is his name Stallone? E20... she's trying to take away your man.

[CuckingFunt]

Lighten up!!!

Lightening up =/= laughing at that isn't funny.

[E20]

So yeah anybody remember the movie Street Fighter II?

[mrsmaalox]

Doesn't Stallone have a psycho mother?

[NASpurs]

So yeah anybody remember the movie Street Fighter II?

I heard that's what killed Raul Julia.

[CuckingFunt]

I heard that's what killed Raul Julia.

I can believe it.

[mrsmaalox]

Lightening up =/= laughing at that isn't funny.

I didn't say you should laugh....

[E20]

I heard that's what killed Raul Julia.

They have a french guy play an all american.

[E20]

Doesn't Stallone have a psycho mother?

Her mother made a name for herself being a astrologist.

[mrsmaalox]

So yeah anybody remember the movie Street Fighter II?

I don't

[E20]

I don't

You should watch it because it's incredibly bad, but it's so bad you wanna know what up/atrocity theyre gonna commit next.

[NASpurs]

Stop! or My Mom Will Shoot?

Would you bone Estelle Getty, mrsmaalox?

[NASpurs]

Speaking of the Golden Girls, where's the Blanche troll? That nympho makes me laugh.

[mrsmaalox]

Stop! or My Mom Will Shoot?

Would you bone Estelle Getty, mrsmaalox?

Another thing I have said many times: I'm not into other women; no offense to the lesbians (partial or full) around here, but if it doesn't have a penis I'm not interested. Oh and plastic don't count.

[NASpurs]

Another thing I have said many times: I'm not into other women; no offense to the lesbians (partial or full) around here, but if it doesn't have a penis I'm not interested. Oh and plastric don't count.

I think you should reconsider with Estelle. She has experience.

[mrsmaalox]

I think you should reconsider with Estelle. She has experience.

Probably. But does she have a penis?

[NASpurs]

Probably. But does she have a penis?

So you're saying you would do a tranny? They have a penis.

[marini martini]

So the only reason you were getting drunk was because you didn't have a man? Lame.

Is his name Stallone? E20... she's trying to take away your man.

No Fuk, I had this man Stallone, he was mine for a very long time. But alas, he turned me on to roids, booze, crank, and massive quan ies of Flintstone vitamines. When I left him, & his phsycho, crazy mamma who tried to screw my life even more. I held tight, kept drinking my ass off. Went on Surreal life, got involved with Flavo Flave. Looked back at what a fkn looser I looked like, strapped on to my Italian hottie, saw the light, felt it right, and here I am sober as , because at my age, I want to remember every orgasm I have

[mrsmaalox]

So you're saying you would do a tranny? They have a penis.

I would do Eddie Izzard; but he's straight.

[E20]

No Fuk, I had this man Stallone, he was mine for a very long time. But alas, he turned me on to roids, booze, crank, and massive quan ies of Flintstone vitamines. When I left him, & his phsycho, crazy mamma who tried to screw my life even more. I held tight, kept drinking my ass off. Went on Surreal life, got involved with Flavo Flave. Looked back at what a fkn looser I looked like, strapped on to my Italian hottie, saw the light, felt it right, and here I am sober as , because at my age, I want to remember every orgasm I have

Dudette, the evil person in that Stallone/Neilson marriage, was Neilson........................................... ..................................