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  1. 03-18-2008 #51
    TheSanityAnnex
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    Quote Originally Posted by CuckingFunt
    Still watch. Present tense.

    I don't know why (or how), but apparently that er is still making new movies.
    Met Ron not too long ago while down in Huntington Beach. Signed my gf's boobs and gave us a free copy of his latest porn. Terrible, terrible porn. The only scenes he's in he is sitting on the sidelines watching some girl get ed while he jacks off.
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  2. 03-18-2008 #52
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    I don't want to watch that horror movie
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  3. 03-18-2008 #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSanityAnnex
    Met Ron not too long ago while down in Huntington Beach. Signed my gf's boobs and gave us a free copy of his latest porn. Terrible, terrible porn. The only scenes he's in he is sitting on the sidelines watching some girl get ed while he jacks off.

    That's just wrong. He needs to be put out to pasture.
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  4. 03-18-2008 #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsmaalox
    That guy she's blowing has a bit of a gut; why would he want anyone to see that?

    His face isn't there, why would he give a crap...
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  5. 03-18-2008 #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSanityAnnex
    Met Ron not too long ago while down in Huntington Beach. Signed my gf's boobs and gave us a free copy of his latest porn. Terrible, terrible porn. The only scenes he's in he is sitting on the sidelines watching some girl get ed while he jacks off.
    I get really bored with porn (you know, how many possible variations on a single theme?); but this new one sounds like it could be rather comical...
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  6. 03-18-2008 #56
    CuckingFunt
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    Quote Originally Posted by florige
    His face isn't there, why would he give a crap...
    And even if it was, he's getting blown by Kristin Davis. If anything, the gut makes him even more of a pimp.
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  7. 03-18-2008 #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by CuckingFunt
    And even if it was, he's getting blown by Kristin Davis. If anything, the gut makes him even more of a pimp.

    Good point. Someone making fun of me for having a gut. I ask them when is the last time have you gotten a blow job from a smoking hot celebrity who happens to be my girlfriend. Obviously she likes it.
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  8. 03-18-2008 #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by CuckingFunt
    Still watch. Present tense.
    I wouldn't have guessed he was your type.
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  9. 03-18-2008 #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by florige
    Good point. Someone making fun of me for having a gut. I ask them when is the last time have you gotten a blow job from a smoking hot celebrity who happens to be my girlfriend. Obviously she likes it.
    Don't get me wrong, my abdomen has plenty of it's own issues. But it could be freakin' Johnny Depp going down on me and I would NOT be putting it out there for the world to see
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  10. 03-18-2008 #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShoogarBear
    I wouldn't have guessed he was your type.
    Eeewwwwww.

    I wasn't referring to myself. I can't even stomach watching Ron Jeremy circa 30 years ago.
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  11. 03-18-2008 #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by CuckingFunt
    Eeewwwwww.

    I wasn't referring to myself. I can't even stomach watching Ron Jeremy circa 30 years ago.
    So then I guess mouse has no shot with you.
    Last edited by ShoogarBear; 03-18-2008 at 11:44 PM.
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  12. 03-18-2008 #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShoogarBear
    So then I guess mouse has no shot with you.




    Ron Jeremy
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  13. 03-19-2008 #63
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    Someone must have that picture of Mouse sprawled in a very seductive Jeremy-esque pose
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  14. 03-19-2008 #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsmaalox
    Someone must have that picture of Mouse sprawled in a very seductive Jeremy-esque pose
    Don't act like you don't have it saved to your hard drive.
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  15. 03-19-2008 #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by MannyIsGod
    Don't act like you don't have it saved to your hard drive.
    Right now I wish I did!!
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  16. 03-19-2008 #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by CuckingFunt
    I can't even stomach watching Ron Jeremy circa 30 years ago.
    Ha ha. Nice pun, I just realized.
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