Road Rage!!

[katyon6th]

You're welcome.

[ATRAIN]

I dont know much about this Ronaldo guy but I think I should join forces with Back to Basics.

[peewee's lovechild]

True plus he looks like Biff Tannen.

Didn't Biff get his ass kicked by Marty?

[ATRAIN]

Didn't Biff get his ass kicked by Marty?

No his crew jacked Marty up.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

don't mention it.

[maxpower]

I was tailing my wife home and some dumb lesbo ass nearly ran her into oncoming traffic. I pulled up next to her and rolled down the window and asked her what her ing problem was as I could see she was mowing down a nice big fatty burger. She sarcastically blurted out "I didn't ing see her so you what are you going to do about it".

I grabbed a half full, day old, warm tea in a big Bill Millers cup sitting in the holder right next to me. Popped the lid off and tossed it at her. It just clipped the top of her door and it went spinning into her car. Spewed sweet tea all over her, her fat girlfriend, her nice interior and little on the out side of the car. She went ape and and tried to get out of the car but failed to take her seatbelt off. She was fighting it for like 10 seconds and the light turned green and off I went happy as a clam.

fyi... you committed asssault.

but damn funny assault.


My peeve is no turn signals as previously posted.

And drivers who enter a freeway and immediately move to the fast lanes even though there are no cars impeding their way on the slow lanes...and to top it off they are not going any faster than the limit.

This morning actually a slow moving van gets on the freeway proceeds two lanes to the left sans lane change signal(luckily I passed it before it made it's lane change) and promptly slowed down traffic even though the slow lanes were clear.
These people should be shot(figuratively) they have no common sense and are oblivious to the world around them.

[mrsmaalox]

This morning some guy was real nice and told me my turn signal was out and I should fix it before I get a ticket. Then he offered to fix it for me; how sweet is that?

[to21]

I used to have some fierce road rage. Till I almost beat a guy to death one night from a club.

Even till this day it's HARD for me not to say/do anything.

[Kriz-Maxima]

Sounds like he wants to get laid. You go girl!

[to21]

This morning some guy was real nice and told me my turn signal was out and I should fix it before I get a ticket. Then he offered to fix it for me; how sweet is that?

He was trying to get in your pants.


Guys are not nice to women, unless there's something in it for them.

[ATRAIN]

He was trying to get in your pants.


Guys are not nice to women, unless there's something in it for them.

Im sure he succeeded or she offered, one or the other.

[mrsmaalox]

Im sure he succeeded or she offered, one or the other.

Okay.....I'll remember that....

[BacktoBasics]

Road Rage is fine but I just want to point out that there a ton of chics driving around horny as looking for some action. I refer to this as Road Hunting. Next time you pull up to a gal hit her up or at least toss up the eat pussy fingers and see if she bites. Sometimes they get all mad and flick you off or grab their cell phone, like calling someone will smash my game, but sometimes you meet a chic that loves the attention and is more than willing to pull over and let you get a free grab or two.

[ATRAIN]

Okay.....I'll remember that....

pfffft no you won't the Alzheimer's will take care of that.

[CuckingFunt]

I've never understood road rage. There are so many things in life that are more worthy of my ire than someone acting like a on the freeway.

[ATRAIN]

Road Rage is fine but I just want to point out that there a ton of chics driving around horny as looking for some action. I refer to this as Road Hunting. Next time you pull up to a gal hit her up or at least toss up the eat pussy fingers and see if she bites. Sometimes they get all mad and flick you off or grab their cell phone, like calling someone will smash my game, but sometimes you meet a chic that loves the attention and is more than willing to pull over and let you get a free grab or two.

Road Hunting huh?

[to21]

Road Rage is fine but I just want to point out that there a ton of chics driving around horny as looking for some action. I refer to this as Road Hunting. Next time you pull up to a gal hit her up or at least toss up the eat pussy fingers and see if she bites. Sometimes they get all mad and flick you off or grab their cell phone, like calling someone will smash my game, but sometimes you meet a chic that loves the attention and is more than willing to pull over and let you get a free grab or two.

Sounds like maalox to me......she's always doing the universal cunnlingus sign to men she sees on the road.

So I hear.

[BacktoBasics]

Road Hunting huh?

I've gotten more action from the highway than I have at any bar. Its a much easier approach too. Nothing worse than feeling awkward at a bar after being shotguned down. Get the finger on the road and simply turn left and on to the next gal. Quan y of approaches will eventually pay off.

Spot a chic and just ease off the gas until she evens up to you. This works better if you're on her passanger side and you're in a truck so you can look down on her and see if she's got a workable figure depending on your tastes. Some chics just like getting checked out. Check with freeway workers they'll tell you the truth about getting flashed by female drivers all the time.

[mrsmaalox]

Sounds like maalox to me......she's always doing the universal cunnlingus sign to men she sees on the road.

So I hear.

!!!!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Road Hunting huh?

Be sure to take notes Atrain

[Jimcs50]

I got flipped off today on my way in to work by a jack ass that was driving under 30 in a 45 and was following too close. What the does he expect people to do. I flipped him back off naturally and told him to pull over. He didnt of course like the pansy ass that he is. What kind of road rage do you get and what is the worst that you have done?

How in the is this possible. How can he be driving 30 in a 45 and also be riding up your ass, unless you were the one driving 30 in a 45, in which case, he had every right to flip you off.

[ATRAIN]

How in the is this possible. How can he be driving 30 in a 45 and also be riding up your ass, unless you were the one driving 30 in a 45, in which case, he had every right to flip you off.

Sorry that might have come out wrong he was going slow and I came up behind him because I was going 45, when the road split to 2 lanes I passed him and he flipped me off.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sorry that might have come out wrong he was going slow and I came up behind him because I was going 45, when the road split to 2 lanes I passed him and he flipped me off.

Was he an 80 year old man?

[ATRAIN]

Was he an 80 year old man?

Nope looked like 20's or 30's

[peewee's lovechild]

Nope looked like 20's or 30's

He was probably born in the 20s or 30s.

That maybe why you were so quick to put a beat down on him.