So here we are, at the threshold of what would have been the NBA Finals, and I have been swamped with criticism from fans, league officials, and even my boss for my insistence that the Detroit Pistons will win the NBA Finals in zero games, because it is statistically impossible that the Finals will actually take place.
My reasoning is sound when one takes an honest look at it. The NBA reports that the San Antonio Spurs defeated the Los Angeles Lakers in six games. However, since the Lakers won two blowouts and lost four close games, ulatively, L.A. had a +3.5 scoring differential over the Spurs in the conference final series, which means statistically they won the series in six games. This creates a paradox whereby there is no Western Conference representative in the NBA Finals, since the Lakers were eliminated even though they won.