I'm just glad to know this...
I've been looking for a way to dump all the goddamn diabetics that work for me...
If those Sugar loving s knew how to control their vices they wouldn't be so goddamn unhealthy. So I'm gonna fire their animal killing insulin shooting asses because they are prone to strokes and all sorts of other .
Anyone that eats sugar is goneamundo...diabetics too.
Ditto the mother ing cripples with those ed up diseases who are likely to have medical problems down the road.
You ever see how much time a sucker in a wheelchair takes to do something? Takes those slow mother ers forever to get done...why should I pay for that kind of work when I can get a healthy mother er instead?
Next...Red meat is one of the leading causes of colon cancer, heart disease and heart attack and people that consume red meat more than 3 times a week are 50% more likely to develop colon cancer or some other ...I'm going to fire their barbaric asses. I aint going to be paying for their ing vice. I'm not going to hire anyone that eats redmeat.
Furthermore, heavy snorers are likely to have sleep apnea which can lead to all sorts of bad , heart diseases, depression, unproductive work environment, high blood pressure...If they snore, I am going to fire their ing ass.
Spending more than 1 hour of leisure time on the computer leads to an increased risk of cancer, eye sight, back and joint problems...anyone that spends any more than an hour on their computer at home is not going to work for me.
Finally...a recent study proved that people that eat runny bull 3 times a day directly out of a cows ass are 10% more efficient than people who don't, they are 10 times less likely to call in sick, or develop any other health problems, therefore, from now all my employess will be required to eat runny bull out of a cows ass three times a day. If they want to work for me.
Laugh now...but it's coming like a freight train. The insurance companies are now officially dictating employer policy...that should scare the living out of anyone with a brain.
And Clandestino...
I pay an increased price on cigarettes for all the class action lawsuits in the mid 90's...I pay a 40 cent luxury tax on those cigs in addition to normal sales tax, I pay much higher insurance rates as well.
Now can you tell me something you buy on a daily basis that I don't that has that kind of tax?
They are about to raise the tax on cigarettes 1 full dollar to bail the state government CPS services out of getting it's ass sued off for incompetence, that has absolutely nothing to do with smokers...
Who does CPS protect?
Children and the elderly...
Well Children are non-smokers in the eyes of the law...And since smokers are less likely to live to be elderly(which is why we pay higher insurance rates) I would say that the elderly can pretty much be considered non-smokers as well.
A large portion of my taxes goes to the elderly and the poor, well the poor can't ing afford cigarattes and there aren't near as many oldsmokers as their are non.
On top of that it is a government branch...the same government who has outlawed my right to smoke even outside of many places in Austin...that damn sure aint a smoking body...
Ironically all the uptight non smokers have pretty much crippled downtown Austin financially...well done...Since smokers tend to eat out more.
So I want to you tell me what you are paying that goes into my pocket to help me.
Don't claim increased insurance rates because I already pay that myself, and I pay for the higher costs of other smokers with every pack I buy.
And don't claim butt pick up either...Non smokers litter too
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