Today is my birthday

[peewee's lovechild]

and I'm turning 19, not 18.

- Mars

Does that mean your balls have dropped already?

[peewee's lovechild]

Try to smile and nod when the college professors say something stupid about America, the church

Amen to that.

America has never done anything wrong.
(cue the "America, yea!!" music)

And, the Church is beyond reproach.
(just ignore the Spanish Inquisition and the treatment of indigenous peoples by the Church).

You're going to be okay, kid.