Sorry, man. Maybe next time we embalm your team you'll be able to deal? Take care.
Hey, if a little red win is what you need to deal with the defeat then by all means, drink the whole bottle, baby! Don't forget to pour out a little for your fellow Spurs fans who don't have the benefit of the grape to help them drown out their sorrows. I have their back though, so no worries.No, you're here to live out your life-long dream of being a Spurs fan undercover...love taps my man, that's all your posts are.
Let me put it this way:
1) I personally don't give a that we didn't repeat once. So many teams can't win a single championship, and we got 4 in the past 9 years. So I'm grateful to the team for what they accomplished.
2) I don't give a flying if you think we're a Dynasty or not. As a matter of fact, a Lakers fan opinion is basically useless.
3) I slept just fine when we got eliminated. As I stated on another thread, I thought the season was good, and we got further than I expected them to get to.
So, Laker fan, enjoy getting your ass handed to you in the Finals, making this season as meaningless as the Spurs one. When that happens, I want to hear the excuses...
Don't worry about the Finals, we'll deal with that. You just worry about keeping the other mul ude of Spurs fans that don't possess your ability to not give a ...from jumping into the riverwalk, deal? And that's true that most teams can't even win one. I just don't want to hear the word dynasty mentioned on this in' forum unless it's my handle coming out of your mouth. That goes for you and any of you other yahoos in this , got it? Just messin', man. I'm here for you.
Let's simplify this:
-Your favorite team (so you say undercover Spur fan) is the Los Angeles Lakers
-Your name is "Fake Dynasty"
-"Los Angeles Lakers" + "Fake Dynasty"
-"Los Angeles Lakers Fake Dynasty"
You just OWNED yourself.
Dynasty. Dynasty. Dynasty. Dynasty. Dynasty. Dynasty. Dynasty. Dynasty. Dynasty. Dynasty. Dynasty. Dynasty. Dynasty. Dynasty. Dynasty. Dynasty.
So what are you going to do now, internet tough guy?
Swallow it like the vagina you are? Exactly.
Nothing left to say but that, if he has any pride he will asked to be banned.
Damn did you do that or did the wine do that? Either way, that was pretty damned bad. My name represents the only truth on this board, as far as what the Spurs really are. I told you I'm here for you. You should probably stop drinking and go fishing. I heard the Spurs are holding a fan appreciation fishing expedition.
Thank You. I do it for the people.
Alright, let me flip it for you:Damn did you do that or did the wine do that? Either way, that was pretty damned bad. My name represents the only truth on this board, as far as what the Spurs really are. I told you I'm here for you. You should probably stop drinking and go fishing. I heard the Spurs are holding a fan appreciation fishing expedition.
Regardless of what you CLAIM your mission is here, whenever I think "Fake Dynasty" I will now always think "Los Angeles Lakers" thanks to your registration here. Think about it a little harder, but don't hurt yourself, LOL.
You know what's worse than talking smack? Being a re trying to talk smack.
Good job exposing this troll.
Thanks. The funny thing is trolls like this further cement the old adage: "Even when many Laker fans when, they're still losers."
Whats wrong with fishing? Fishing is fun. We actually have a lifeDamn did you do that or did the wine do that? Either way, that was pretty damned bad. My name represents the only truth on this board, as far as what the Spurs really are. I told you I'm here for you. You should probably stop drinking and go fishing. I heard the Spurs are holding a fan appreciation fishing expedition.
5 of Tony's points came at the end of the game when it was all but over. His shot COMPLETELY dissapeared in those last two games. Game 5 wasn't his fault though. No Manu = no wins. Not with the way our team is currently made.
The perimeter game is a staple of the Spurs' offense, but so is the low-post game with Duncan and the pick-and-roll with Tony Parker.
Duncan got his points against Gasol on the block, but Pau forced him into Antoine Walker-level shooting percentages in order to get them. And on the screen/roll, he moved quickly enough to hedge off Parker from turning the corner, giving his guard time to recover while not allowing the dump-in to Duncan. He played absolutely perfect screen/roll defense.
Duncan played equally good man defense in the post, but his inferior athletic ability (and Bryant's superior jumpshot relative to Parker's) caused him to be abused on the pick-and-roll with Kobe Bryant.
I'm a huge Tim Duncan fan, but he was outplayed as a defender in this series by Gasol.
But yes, you do have to credit Fisher, Farmar, Vujacic, Bryant, and Radmanovic for their quickness recovering to the Spurs' shooters.
This is indeed pathetic. I have never seen this much ing since the Spurs beat the Suns, and even then that's when Suns lost the series. Lakers won the series, they still need to beat Boston to get a championship (which they wont) and this ing laker troll is in spurstalk.com running his mouth like he's the queen bee of the fakers pack. If it bothers you that much that we won that many les in the past 9 years and "interrupted" your 3-peat then that's something to cry to yourself, not here in this forum.
Pau still hasn't impressed me thus far as an individual defender...again, I saw it as more of a team effort. TD can at times play average against even the most mediocre of defenders when he is not being as aggressiveness as he can. Take for instance game 5: early on Tim was getting to any spot that he wanted on the floor and getting L.A.'s bigs into foul trouble. He was more decisive in making offensive moves and NO ONE could stop him. As the game wore on he wore down a bit and became less sharp. No one else really picked up the slack besides Barry (who was easy to defend in that he only took wide open spot-up shots) which made it easier to converge on TD as a team and frustrate him. Also the Lakers (not Pau on his own) caused many turnovers by not trapping Tim as much early but waiting until he began to dribble and stripping him low. The reason why the pick and role wasn't as effective is because other defenders around Gasol cut off the passing lanes after Tony's man got screened off which caused either TO's or hesitation on TP's part which led to bad plays.
Tim is not quick enough to stick with Kobe on an island and he refused to foul him on layups...he also had to give Kobe a little bit of room for fear of a lob pass to Gasol. When the Spurs get their big man rotation worked out heading into '09 they will adjust to the lob plays in the Lakers/Hornets series that exposed the holes in their defense...hopefully they will acquire on more athletic big man.
In summary: Pau as an individual defender cannot stop Tim Duncan, it was a team effort. Duncan had too much on his plate to worry about to be as effective defensively as in past years, primarily because the team had a problem clogging the lane on Kobe and rotating to whomever the open man would be if Kobe kicked the ball out to the wing.
Rebounding was an issue as well, more than people think.
Oh by the way, I live in LA and I can't stand any of you laker jockriders who aren't even true fans to being with.
-I asked 10 people who were sporting laker gear who their current starting lineup is, and only 3 people managed to answer correctly. One guy even said Shaquille O Neal (wtf)
-I asked 2 girls who their starting shooting guard is, and they had blank faces and no answer
So before you start talking some more , I suggest you stop looking up the lakers on wikipedia to prove you know your own team and start learning some history before you talk thank you very much.
And the Suns were unlucky to have to play Spurs in the 1st, since Pop owns DAntoni. Had the Spurs lost to Utah in their last regular season game, there might have been a Spurs vs Suns Western final and you guys might have won the trophy again. Karma.
since 2005, there has been 7 different teams representing their respective conferences in the finals. Spurs 2, celtics 1, heat 1, mavericks 1, lakers 1, cavs 1 and the pistons 1. We have been there the most and its no accident. were a dynasty whether you choose to accept or not.
Call them the Lakers. You have absolutely nothing to do with the organization other than parking your fat ass in front of the TV, gorging on Trans Fats, and giving your rating point to KCAL or FoxSports West. I'd say you fly one of those stupid Laker flags, but I'd guess your devotion runs about as deep as the latest Laker bandwagon prick: David Beckham.
I'm native SoCal, my best friend is a Lakers fan, a good one, but for every real SoCal sports fan, there's 100 fairweather ones. LA used to be a Dodger town, now all I run into is moron Angels fans, since the Angels have enjoyed more success over the past few years. Same thing with these s who root for the Lakers.
Most of these fairweather types (like Dynasty and his 82 posts. What? This board didn't exist when Kobe was chucking your sideshow team out of the playoffs?) are transplants from Bum Town USA looking to break into the Hollywood scene, and know that to be taken seriously as a Hollywood phony, they have to root for Lakers. You can see this dynamic when the great actor (but fake fan) Denzel Washington wears a Yankees cap to the Lakers game. Any self-respecting sports town that is home to the Yankees greatest National league rival wouldn't allow this, but it's Hollywood, and since Staples Center is filled with more pussy than a Ron Jeremy (who Dynasty probably resembles) birthday party, Denzel is safer than a new born baby held in its mother's arms.
I root for the Dodgers, USC, Clippers (unless they're going against the Spurs), LA/Oakland Raiders, but always had way too much self-respect to cheer for the team who possibly has the worst fanbase on planet earth. These idiots turned me off the Lakers from day one, and ironically, not because I had anything against the franchise, but because I didn't want to be associated with mouth breathers like Dynasty. Fans who come around only when the going is good and act like they've been a fan since the 60s, when the Lakers enjoyed perennial sodomy at the hands of the Celtics.
So off, Dynasty, and go find some Lakers board where you can engage in enlightened debate with other pussies about which one of you would give Kobe the best blow-job.
Re your last point:
Of the Lakers fans, fake or not, on this board, I strongly suspect that would be me. No need to fight, ladies and gentlemen.
I wasn't referring to real Lakers fans like yourself. Even though I have one post, I've read this board for a while, and I can tell you're a good fan.
On average, good Lakers fans are 40+. I know Fake Dynasty is part of the MySpace generation when he denigrated the Spurs for not repeating. Any good Lakers fan knows the difficulty of that and how Red Auerbach used to insult the credibility of the Lakers Dynasty before they repeated in 88.
A young Lakers fan was basically born a bandwagoner, not knowing heartbreak of the failures in the 60s, 70s, the struggles to repeat in the 80s.
When Fake (Lakers fan) Dynasty was a middle schooler in the mid-90s, I doubt he was interested in the Sedale Threatt/Ced Ceballos Lakers, whom the Spurs destroyed in one playoff series. He probably got interested when they acquired Shaq, but tuned out when the Big Overrated got swept by the Jazz, then brutalized by the Spurs. His interested undoubtably peaked during the 3 peat years, and all of sudden, he found his inner hardcore fan. He probably started trolling the young message board communities around this time, most likely focusing on the Kings fans and like any good troll, always frontrunning. Then in '03, when the Spurs made Kobe cry like a scorned female, which prompted Dynasty to make a striptease video as a condolence and send it off to Kobe's fanclub address, is when his real dislike for the Spurs began.
'04 was obviously a great trolling year for him until the Finals, where his hero Kobe chucked all hope into the ter. Then the team sucks ass for the next few years, Dynasty contemplates overdosing on coke, and the Spurs are fighting battles in the playoffs, winning les. Fast-forward to this year, the Lakers are stacked and the Spurs have remained virtually the same, are worn out and aged.
But Fake Dynasty sees the WCF win as some kind of "ownage" (the favorite word of his stunted generation) when in reality, the Lakers took full advantage of a good opportunity. Why weren't the Lakers around to battle in 05, 06, 07? This Spurs roster peak years.
And where was his message board bravado then?
To sum up. Fake (Lakers Fan) Dynasty is a front running pussy, and he knows this, and like most Lakers fans, he's comfortable with it. Fickleness is a badge of honor in this town.
I know you better than you know yourself, Dynasty. It's not that I have any supernatural mind-reading abilities, it's just that simple minds are easy for the superior mind to devour.
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The Duncan-era Spurs are a Dynasty. The 3 peat Lakers were more like premature ejaculation, something that I wished your father chronically suffered from, but you're here, making your stain on humanity.
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