***OFFICIAL WEEK 1 GAME THREAD, SPONSORED BY MURICA

[Robz4000]

Hold your tongue, wench. He's gonna take you to the promised land

>implying RGKnee and Cousins won't die/force a trade so Jesus McCoy starts and carries the Coonskins to a championship

Shame on you

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Julius Thomas could will DoK back into his fantasy matchup

I think the yahoo projections are always ed up, but I've gone from a 22% chance at winning to a 67% chance in one half

[spurraider21]

I think the yahoo projections are always ed up, but I've gone from a 22% chance at winning to a 67% chance in one half

once the colts start scoring denver d will lose like half of its points... you just need Rivers to stall a few drives in the red zone

[Clipper Nation]

Prolly gonna be a Superbowl repeat tbh.

Even bigger blowout than last year, tbh

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

once the colts start scoring denver d will lose like half of its points... you just need Rivers to stall a few drives in the red zone

If only I started Maclin over Jackson I would have it in the bag

[Robz4000]

Even bigger blowout than last year, tbh

Fivehead won't even come out of the locker room after halftime.

[jeebus]

>implying RGKnee and Cousins won't die/force a trade so Jesus McCoy starts and carries the Coonskins to a championship

Shame on you

I said FitzLord would only take them to the promised land, not set up shop there and win everything

Of course Knee and Cap'n Kirk will be out as QB for the Coonsquad and of course Jesus McChrist will get them the 'ship. That's a given.

[AchillesHeel]

[rogues]

Colts
Same old , different year

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

If Redskins is so offensive, I like the name change of coonskins, tbh.

[spurraider21]

If Redskins is so offensive, I like the name change of coonskins, tbh.

there ya go. Denver D just lost 11 points

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

spurraider21, now I'm the 92% favorite

This is an Avante-like kiss of death.

[spurraider21]

spurraider21, now I'm the 92% favorite

This is an Avante-like kiss of death.

yahoo should hire BUMP to run their numbers full time

[Malik Hairston]

NFL..

Hopefully Seattle isn't permitted to cheat too much this time, though..

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

NFL..

Hopefully Seattle isn't permitted to cheat too much this time, though..

Sup Malik?

[Clipper Nation]

NFL..

Hopefully Seattle isn't permitted to cheat too much this time, though..

You'd better pray Goodell lets your Donks start chop-blocking and cheating the salary cap again like the good old days

[Avante]

No doubt every team that won in week one is great all those who lost suck.....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last season, week one winners went....9-7...in week two.

[spurraider21]

NFL..

Hopefully Seattle isn't permitted to cheat too much this time, though..

still feel that burning sensation?

[AlexJones]

Just how ing old is Vinatieri?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Just get Julius another TD and at least 125 yards, then let Indy score

[jeebus]

Just how ing old is Vinatieri?

Probably older than Testaverde

[spurraider21]

[benefactor]

That ball wasn't catchable

[Holden_Caulfield]

richardson got benched already?

[jeebus]

richardson got benched already?

Quality SEC product.