Free Quattro Razor (3)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hands down.

Reading it made me want to rip out a patch of my nonexistent chest hair.

I'm offended.

And I'm not even gay.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm offended.

Sucks to be you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Screw you guys. I'm trying to give someone a really special Valentine's Day. And yes, I like to bake. If you want to bust my balls, you. I'm an old stoner and all stoners love to cook. I got to go rebake my cheesecake.

[CuckingFunt]

Screw you guys. I'm trying to give someone a really special Valentine's Day. And yes, I like to bake. If you want to bust my balls, you. I'm an old stoner and all stoners love to cook. I got to go rebake my cheesecake.

I think it's sweet, actually.




But still pretty damn gay.

[ShoogarBear]

Screw you guys. I'm trying to give someone a really special Valentine's Day. And yes, I like to bake. If you want to bust my balls, you. I'm an old stoner and all stoners love to cook. I got to go rebake my cheesecake.

[ashbeeigh]

If you put some kind of topping on ithe cheesecake then it would be gay. The fact that it fell apart is just funny.

Not that I could make a cheesecake. Well, a good one at that.

[ShoogarBear]

I think the New Midge's victory is now complete.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I went with a spa treatment for my Valentine that's fairly stressed right now.

[ShoogarBear]

And yes, I like to bake.

Dibs on the sig.

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder which is gayer -- baking, or embroidery?

[ashbeeigh]

I went with a spa treatment for my Valentine that's fairly stressed right now.

+1 on the gay quotient for JB, I do believe.

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah, I was thinking about bringing back JB's quote for the Feng Shui juxtaposition.

[ashbeeigh]

I wonder which is gayer -- baking, or embroidery?

There's some pretty attractive chefs out there, I'm not going to lie. I'd go with the embroidery.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

+1 on the gay quotient for JB, I do believe.

you, you're just pissed that nobody's buying you a foot treatment to clean the black crusty mold on your patas.

[ashbeeigh]

you, you're just pissed that nobody's buying you a foot treatment to clean the black crusty mold on your patas.

My feet are fine now, thank you very much.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

midge post your article already

[midgetonadonkey]

It hasn't been typed yet. I still need to do some research. The deadline is the 28th. It will be posted by then.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

midge did you see ministry totally bukkake every other person on the red carpet

[Cant_Be_Faded]

they even brought their es

[midgetonadonkey]

I didn't see the Red Carpet but they should've won. Lies, lies, lies was a great ing song. Either way, Slayer winning was pretty cool.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Yeah slayer was overdue. I'm just glad Stonesour didn't win.

Midge if you get her flowers for wednesday that is beneath you. Just write her a poem. It never fails

[ShoogarBear]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wanna ?

-midge

[CuckingFunt]

My balls are blue
'Cause we didn't
If you want roses
You're fresh outta luck

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So ashbeeigh, are you going to get gang-banged by the soccer team on Valentine's morning or evening?

[ashbeeigh]

So ashbeeigh, are you going to get gang-banged by the soccer team on Valentine's morning or evening?

I'll be too busy with the basketball players.


I'm kidding. Valentines is lame. My roommate and I will probably get drunk with another single friend.