Dear Kobe,

[oh crap]

Dear Adam Morrison,

Told you that stealing my schtick wouldn't get you anywhere.

Sincerely,

[oh crap]

Dear Caron and Brendan,

I didn't know this is what you guys meant by telling us to expect you to have an extended post-season.

Flip, J.ho and your boys here in Washington

[Giuseppe]

Dear Kobe,

Thanks for all the money. I still can't right, but, I have a Gucci colostomy bag.

- Katelyn

[ElNono]

[NRHector]

ElNono bringing the goods

[Giuseppe]

Why don't you two get a room. I'll send Kobe over to do both of ya's like he did Katelyn.

tee, hee.

[NRHector]

Why don't you two get a room. I'll send Kobe over to do both of ya's like he did Katelyn.

tee, hee.

[namlook]

Dear Kobe,

I am officially a scrub now putting up 8 PPG and 6 rebounds in the playoffs.

Love
Shaq

[ginobili's bald spot]

Dear Kobe,


How have you been man? I know we haven't talked all year but it's nothing personal. I just felt that it was time I moved on with my life. That's why I'm going to have to ask you to quit sending me letters begging me to come back. I know you miss me, but it's over between us.


sincerely, Your jump shot

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Dear Kobe,


How have you been man? I know we haven't talked all year but it's nothing personal. I just felt that it was time I moved on with my life. That's why I'm going to have to ask you to quit sending me letters begging me to come back. I know you miss me, but it's over between us.


sincerely, Your jump shot

I'd hate to see the letter his athleticism wrote.

[oh crap]

[ginobili's bald spot]

I'd hate to see the letter his athleticism wrote.

I was going to do that one next. But one was painful enough. All I know is that it needs to include a "Kobe tell me how my Spalding tastes"

[midnightpulp]

Dear Kobe,

Damn, how long has it been?
Great to see you, brother!

Keep in touch,

50% shooting.

[midnightpulp]

Dear Kobe,

I'm not broken. Quit telling lies.

Signed,

Your Finger

[cobbler]

Dear Shaq,

I'm waiting for you big boy. Hop aboard!

Signed,

Next years coattails

[ezau]

Dear Kobe,

After 40,000 minutes and 14 years of non-stop basketball, don't you just think that it's time to give us a break? Don't be so cold brother

Sincerely,

Your legs

[picc84]

Dear Kobe,

I left you 3 years ago. But now i'm taking the house, the cars, and the kids. Oh, and i'm ing your jumpshot.

Sincerely,

Your athleticism

[midnightpulp]

Dear Kobe,

I left you 3 years ago. But now i'm taking the house, the cars, and the kids. Oh, and i'm ing your jumpshot.

Sincerely,

Your athleticism

[Spurologist]

Dr NBA,

My kids are fed. Can I come back now?

sincerely,
Latrell Sprewell

[midnightpulp]

Dear Shaq,

I'm waiting for you big boy. Hop aboard!

Signed,

Next years coattails

Dear Shaq,

I can vouch that the ride is indeed a fun one.

Your former passenger,

Kobe

[JamStone]

Dear Kobe,

You can buy our love too.

Love,

Boys & Girls Club of America

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Dear VitaminWater,

Thank you for sending me your latest prototype flavor. It was the best one yet. If everyone enjoys the flavor of LeBron's ball sweat as much as I do, it'll be the best selling VitaminWater ever!

Sincerely,

HarlemHeat

p.s. thanks for donating to the kids

[ffadicted]

Dear Italia

lol

[HarlemHeat37]

Dear VitaminWater,

Thank you for sending me your latest prototype flavor. It was the best one yet. If everyone enjoys the flavor of LeBron's ball sweat as much as I do, it'll be the best selling VitaminWater ever!

Sincerely,

HarlemHeat

p.s. thanks for donating to the kids

I don't drink Vitamin Water..

2/10..

[Jose Canseco]

Dear Laura Frank (you heard me--Laura Frank),

Now that you're my assistant coach, I will refrain from calling you Laura and just call you "miss" coach.

Love,

The Big Jokester