Free Quattro Razor (8)

[samikeyp]

You Son-Of-A- .

I wish nothing but evil things upon you.

Yeah...like today is any different than other days.

You shoudn't sip the haterade kid, because no matter what flavor you choose...its always bitter.

[ATRAIN]

peewee nailed ashbeeigh?

thats the rumor!!

[ATRAIN]

Yeah...like today is any different than other days.

You shoudn't sip the haterade kid, because no matter what flavor you choose...its always bitter.

When did this pee wee vs mikey rivalry begin?

[CuckingFunt]

thats the rumor!!

I suspect it's false.

[peewee's lovechild]

For any specific reason, or just because it's more fun than not being rich?

Because I would be able to buy my way into anything.

Need a house? Sure, I'm rich.
Need a woman? Sure, I'm rich.
Need tickets to the game? Sure, I'm rich.
Need a football team? Sure, I'm rich.
Need some one to wipe your ass? Sure, I'm rich.
Need some one to clean up your smegma? Sure, I'm rich.

Plus, I would be able to buy a better car.
It won't be standard. The clutch has been killing my leg for the past month or so.

And, I could buy the necessary explosives to take care of the Bush family on their next family reunion . . . only to leave a small child behind and sell him into slavery where all he does is turn a 2,000 lb stone all day. The child would grow up to be a stron slave and eventually find his freedom, only to remember my face as I serve the country as emperor. He'll find a group of vagrants and "connect" with him and he'll fall in love with one of his blonde female companions.

He'll realize the odds are against him and he will forget about his revenge, only to reignite his hatred towards me as one of my SSS (super secret service) takes out his blonde lover/woman/wife. He will gather a small force and lead them to my imperial palace in Washington, D.C. only to be killed. Right before he dies, I will lean over onto his face and while he's coughing up blood, staring at me with eyes of hate, I will say, "I never voted for your grandfather Dubya . . . and I once made out with your aunt Jenna and she was lousy in the sack!" With that, the lone Bush survivor will die.

Then, I will raise my arms in the air and scream, "I'm rich, !!!!"

I just need the money to make all this happen.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i nailed CF once

[ATRAIN]

i nailed CF once

LOL

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah...like today is any different than other days.

You shoudn't sip the haterade kid, because no matter what flavor you choose...its always bitter.

The hate gets me no where.

I've been wishing a yeast infection on your vagina, but I doubt it's happened yet. The gods of hate are very slow.

[peewee's lovechild]

When did this pee wee vs mikey rivalry begin?

Since he took my woman away and forced her to put me on her ignore list.

I will never forget.

Mikey and the Bush's are on my hit list.

[CuckingFunt]

Because I would be able to buy my way into anything.

Need a house? Sure, I'm rich.
Need a woman? Sure, I'm rich.
Need tickets to the game? Sure, I'm rich.
Need a football team? Sure, I'm rich.
Need some one to wipe your ass? Sure, I'm rich.
Need some one to clean up your smegma? Sure, I'm rich.

Plus, I would be able to buy a better car.
It won't be standard. The clutch has been killing my leg for the past month or so.

And, I could buy the necessary explosives to take care of the Bush family on their next family reunion . . . only to leave a small child behind and sell him into slavery where all he does is turn a 2,000 lb stone all day. The child would grow up to be a stron slave and eventually find his freedom, only to remember my face as I serve the country as emperor. He'll find a group of vagrants and "connect" with him and he'll fall in love with one of his blonde female companions.

He'll realize the odds are against him and he will forget about his revenge, only to reignite his hatred towards me as one of my SSS (super secret service) takes out his blonde lover/woman/wife. He will gather a small force and lead them to my imperial palace in Washington, D.C. only to be killed. Right before he dies, I will lean over onto his face and while he's coughing up blood, staring at me with eyes of hate, I will say, "I never voted for your grandfather Dubya . . . and I once made out with your aunt Jenna and she was lousy in the sack!" With that, the lone Bush survivor will die.

Then, I will raise my arms in the air and scream, "I'm rich, !!!!"

I just need the money to make all this happen.

I wouldn't want to be that rich. I've got some moochin' ass family members.

[peewee's lovechild]

i nailed CF once

You're a lesbian??

[CuckingFunt]

i nailed CF once

This, too, I suspect to be false.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

yes i muff dive with the best of them

[peewee's lovechild]

i nailed CF once

This must have been a recent development.

She recently e-dumped my ass.
We were an e-couple.
It was nice while it lasted.

I'm broken now.

[CuckingFunt]

She recently e-dumped my ass.

I did nothing of the sort.

[ATRAIN]

This must have been a recent development.

She recently e-dumped my ass.
We were an e-couple.
It was nice while it lasted.

I'm broken now.

you ran out of e-date rape drugs?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i e-date raped CF

[peewee's lovechild]

you ran out of e-date rape drugs?

I wanted her to love me for me.

Unfortunately, the e-roofie made her love me.

I have nothing now.

My life is worthless.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

that picture of CF is from our last online encounter
I told her i wanted to e-brownbag her, thus the picture

[peewee's lovechild]

i e-date raped CF

Now that, is extremely doubtful.
She'd e-kick your ass!!

I know this because one time, during and e-make out session, I tried to e-pinch her ties and she told me to stop. I kept trying and she said she was getting angry. I made the mistake of not taking her seriously. I finally reached in to e-pinch her ty and she ing e-kicked my ass.

I will never forget it.

[CuckingFunt]

Now that, is extremely doubtful.
She'd e-kick your ass!!

I know this because one time, during and e-make out session, I tried to e-pinch her ties and she told me to stop. I kept trying and she said she was getting angry. I made the mistake of not taking her seriously. I finally reached in to e-pinch her ty and she ing e-kicked my ass.

I will never forget it.

The disturbing part was how much you liked it.

[peewee's lovechild]

that picture of CF is from our last online encounter
I told her i wanted to e-brownbag her, thus the picture

Ohhhhhh, that.

That's her e-decoy.

There's a long list of losers who want to get into her e-panties. So, we came up with the clever e-decoy. LOL!!! People always think they're e-banging her when they're only e-banging her decoy!!!

That is some funny !! Sometimes, we sit back and watch it happen. But, we hadn't been doing it lately . . . it's lost its charm and now it just seems nasty.

[peewee's lovechild]

The disturbing part was how much you liked it.

I never implied that I liked it in any way or fashion.

It's just that you said, "Smile you mother er, or I'll e-rip your balls!!!" So, I smiled.

[CuckingFunt]

I never implied that I liked it in any way or fashion.

It's just that you said, "Smile you mother er, or I'll e-rip your balls!!!" So, I smiled.

Suuuuuuuuuure.

At no point did I tell you to beg for more, however.

[ATRAIN]

Go Purdue!!