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Naruto
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good catch
Way to uplift the team.
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Bumpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to Bump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Bumpty bumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos bump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal bumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
The Bumpty Dance is your chance to do the bump
Do the Bumpty bump, come on and do the Bumpty Bump
Do the Bumpty Bump, just watch me do the Bumpty Bump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Bumpty Bump
Do the Bumpty Bump, do the Bumpty Bump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Bumpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my bumpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Bumpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Bumpty Bump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Bumpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a bump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Bump.
Black people, do the Bumpty Bump, do the Bumpty Bump
White people, do the Bumpty Bump, do the Bumpty Bump
Puerto Ricans, do the Bumpty Bump, just keep on doin' the bump
Samoans, do the Bumpty Bump, do the Bumpty Bump
Let's get stoopid!
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Bumpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
Do the Bumpty bump, come on and do the Bumpty Bump
Quick trivia question: What future star rapper was in the digital underground (at least for a little bit)?
tupac?
well done.
another 3 hr bump from myself
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Tee, hee.
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