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i got money, come pick it up, and bring me back something too i'm hungry now.
Honestly ... that looks soooo good.
somebody spot me a 10 so i can go eat.
i got money, come pick it up, and bring me back something too i'm hungry now.
I will bring you a sandwich.
why? i'm giving you the money. you are so mean to me
sandwich is slang for ... ummm ... double cheeseburger with a large fries and large soda...why? i'm giving you the money. you are so mean to me
i'll take a #1 no onions with a coke
haha .. she said she'll take a #1 ... maybe the wrong person to make fun of about that ...
this doesn't belong here but what the
Some guy started this talking about how Cali was so great. Then some guy from Texas responded to each one of his comments on why TX is better. It's pretty funny once you hit the TX comments.
CALIFORNIA:
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-Everyone smokes weed and its no big ing deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we better and thats how it is
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
TEXAS:
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at!
- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out.
- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?
- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the worldWe're famous
- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?
- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?
- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...
- I live next door to americans, but we call them mexicans
- About your Porn.... 3 words... "Debbie Does Dallas"... You can brag about it now, but we started it (imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... you guys know you love us)
- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
- I'm smart enought to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.
- - When someone cuts me off, they get run the over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to california.
- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind.
- Yeah, Well my governor became the President of the United States... yours isn't even eligible.
- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.
- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're watching too much tv.
- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not greek, its french.
- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
- You can pick up Real mexican food 24 hours a day huh... well I can swing by home depot and pick up 24 Real mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering?
- All the tv shows get filmed there... but where does your favorite poker game from? Texas Hold'em anyone?
- You can keep your golden state... We're the Lone Star State...
- Do I have to remind you about the drive thru Beer Barn again? Does In-N-Out serve alcohol? (Oh and did I mention Dr. Pepper was created in Texas?)
- You guys have the best athletes huh?... Two words... Lance Armstrong
- Oh yeah, and lets not forget about your little Rose Bowl where Vince Young and the rest of our Texas Boyz came and stomped the out of your beloved Trojans!!!
Though I could mention MICHAEL JOHNSON - Olympic Sprinter, World record holder in 200m and 400m, 5 Olympic Gold metals, 9 time World Champion (born Dallas, Tx)
- Texas is the only state that can legally fly its flag side by side with the U.S. flag at the same height.
- Football is a religion, not a sport
- In Texas, football means football, not soccer.
- 90% of football "movies" you guys are making are about Texas Football.
- Texas is the only state that can still separate to become its own country. The only way California's gonna accomplish that is if another earthquake comes along and you guys sink into the ocean. Can you say Atlantis.... hahaha
Come on Texans Show Your Colors! Repost!
And as the Great Sam Houston once said "Texas could survive without the United States, but the United States could not survive without TEXAS!"
vv you don't want this then?? vv
As much as I love Texas, this misinformation always irks me slightly.
http://www.snopes.com/history/american/texasflag.asp
Some serious love-hate relationship going on up there ^^^ with SB and jman3k....
I hope you are talking about blingy and not me. Many people here call me SB. That could be confusing to some.Some serious love-hate relationship going on up there ^^^ with SB and jman3k....
I thought he meant ShoogarBear
Too many damn SB's here.
context clues sandra... context clues... he points up... and you see me and blingy arguing... not everything is about you and me.
I figured that much but still. Most people call blingy s=b and most people call me SB. I'm just trying to clarify things.context clues sandra... context clues... he points up... and you see me and blingy arguing... not everything is about you and me.
shhhhh ... it's okay... just .. shhhhhh
2 things.
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2. jman is ing going to and should be in jail as we speak, this has been a disgusting display of flirting with bling( who is either 12 or a 40 year old man)
Why is that considered flirting? Can't 2 people have a fake argument and it not seem like they are flirting? I know blingy is really young ... that doesn't mean I can't joke around with her about stupid ... if everyone just shut her out ... this would be a boring ass forum for her.
this is the kinda im talking about that has the fbi on their way right now to pick jman up
Give me a ing break ... I'd think reading comprehension would be a strong point for a smart ass like you.
I would just hate to see silvergrey's man be big zeke's over silly games.
I do know the laws.
When bling turns 17, I will personally resurrect this thread and have nothing but positive comments for jman and bling.
Dammit atl...don't start with me. I'm not in a good mood.
I apologize.
Perhaps my informants were wrong.
What ails you at this late hour?
Zombie made a thread in the Troll Forum, aimed at me, that pissed me off.
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