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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    zinc makes the best mojitos in the world
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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    i have a lovely bunch of coconuts bubale boo
    there they are astounding as can be
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    If life is like the cartoons, and I like to think that it is, this is exactly what happens.
    I would give anything to speak Cat and hear what they have to say.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I would give anything to speak Cat and hear what they have to say.
    I know someone who thought she could.

    She was certifiably crazy.
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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    jason do me a huge favor and come down to san antonio next friday for a night on the town with the dudes!!!!!
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    jason do me a huge favor and come down to san antonio next friday for a night on the town with the dudes!!!!!
    whoa I don't know what vibe you picked up off me but I'm not that way.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I know someone who thought she could.

    She was certifiably crazy.
    or was she ?????
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    After saying "Screw it" and going to bed shortly thereafter, I slept until about 9:30 a.m. when I got up and have now written 422 words.

    Not that much longer and I can be done with this feature that's not really good.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Someone blasted our staff toilet. There is a huge chunk of on the back of the toilet. It's disgusting.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Someone blasted our staff toilet. There is a huge chunk of on the back of the toilet. It's disgusting.
    , I thought that was you.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Someone blasted our staff toilet. There is a huge chunk of on the back of the toilet. It's disgusting.
    I bet it has PeeWee written all over it
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Some dude just came up to check a book a few minutes ago.

    He was wearing a Tool T-shirt and was wearing black nail polish on his fingernails.

    Why?
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I remember when I was a teenager, some of the guys I hung out with wore eyeliner.

    It was a hair band thing.
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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    You have all the Star Wars cookie jars? What other Star Wars collectables do you have?


    I should never have watched any of that program.
    Last night I dreamt I was fighting off Darth Vader and a crew of bad guys with- you guessed it, light sabers!

    Weird thing was, I was protecting ( among other things) a herd of sheep.

    I was awesome though. Won by a landslide.
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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    Some dude just came up to check a book a few minutes ago.

    He was wearing a Tool T-shirt and was wearing black nail polish on his fingernails.

    Why?

    At least he reads.
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    or was she ?????
    She walked her cats on a leash like dogs.

    So, yes, she was.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I went to the Parade of Homes this weekend. How can someone live in one of those homes?
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    She walked her cats on a leash like dogs.

    So, yes, she was.
    what if the cats developed some mind control or what if the cats told her " Hey I really like it when you walk me on a leash"
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    what if the cats developed some mind control or what if the cats told her " Hey I really like it when you walk me on a leash"
    Those poor cats looked horribly embarrassed. And scared.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Those poor cats looked horribly embarrassed. And scared.
    cats are funny. I love it when they stick their arm under a door and wave it back and forth. It looks like they are trying to unlock it from the other side.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    You have all the Star Wars cookie jars? What other Star Wars collectables do you have?


    I should never have watched any of that program.
    Last night I dreamt I was fighting off Darth Vader and a crew of bad guys with- you guessed it, light sabers!

    Weird thing was, I was protecting ( among other things) a herd of sheep.

    I was awesome though. Won by a landslide.
    I've got all the cookie jars, most of the action figures (OT & NT), all of the books (including a signed copy of the Attack of The Clones novel by R.A. Salvatore), and several other signed memorabilia.

    The question is:
    Why sheep?
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I had three slices of Midge's chocolate cheesecake.

    It was like having an orgy in my mouth.

    It was like having sex with a Hershey's bar.

    It was like swimming in a sea of chocolate mousse.

    It was orgasmic.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I hope Midge didn't put his in the cheesecake a-la American Pie.
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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    I hope Midge didn't put his in the cheesecake a-la American Pie.
    Midge wasn't kidding when he said it was orgasmic.
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  25. #850
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I hope Midge didn't put his in the cheesecake a-la American Pie.
    That's my secret ingredient. Fresh smegma. I stir the batter with my until all the smegma is gone.
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