I stop when my head hits the ceiling
Ever let it go past the point to where your foot is purple and and you can try to walk but it doesn't want to move?i know it's time to wrap things up once my legs fall asleep. that's my cue.
in awesome. Then it hurts or whatever, like a mother er after that.
You ing lazy bas s! Get off the toilet quicker! And they say women spend too long in the bathroom. At least we don't come out hobbling from our legs falling asleep.
this is something that can't be rushed.
i havent' gotten to that point. i have fallen asleep on the can for 45 minutes........................................... ..at work, but that was about 10 years ago when i was young and dumb.
yes but how many Courics is that?one the other day after having a club sandwich on wheat both for lunch and dinner, had to be 3 pounds.
Yeah I did that when i worked in the pro shop at my local course when I was in high school pulling a stupid "party till 5 am, go to work at 6 am to help the head pro"i havent' gotten to that point. i have fallen asleep on the can for 45 minutes........................................... ..at work, but that was about 10 years ago when i was young and dumb.
yes but how many Courics is that?
This is a normal question for me (dumb for others) but "What is a couric"
Its a reference to a South Park episode this season. The unit of measuring the weight of a turd was the "Couric" as in Katie Couric.This is a normal question for me (dumb for others) but "What is a couric"
Kinda funny but not the funniest of the new season.
There are so many good looking ladies all around me
great ....... i saw a lot of a girls boob while I was standing over her and talking to her. now I can't get up for a few minutes
I thought Katie Couric, but I assumed it was discussed back in like Quattro volume 4 or something.Its a reference to a South Park episode this season. The unit of measuring the weight of a turd was the "Couric" as in Katie Couric.
Thanks.
Oh, it had be 4 Courics. er hurt.
Did you get a glimpse inside the bra? Or was the bra too tight.great ....... i saw a lot of a girls boob while I was standing over her and talking to her. now I can't get up for a few minutes
no she is wearing a black shirt so the lighting inside was bad
That ....no she is wearing a black shirt so the lighting inside was bad
I touched a girl's boobs without even asking this morning, and I didn't get in trouble for it.
I wonder how many women wouldn't mind showing their boobs if a guy asked
awesome !!! ..........I mean interesting. describe the event to me in great detail
I touched a girl's boobs without even asking this morning, and I didn't get in trouble for it.
Is this a riddle? Or are you posting this with a smile and a " you guys" at ude.
The story's not that interesting. The boobs were my own.
I knew it was a riddle.The story's not that interesting. The boobs were my own.
go on .......
If I weren't so vehemently opposed to a certain picture that has become infamous 'round these parts, I can see how it could be used in a rather amusing fashion right now.
wait what picture ? I'm at work! entertain me I'm bored
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