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  1. #826
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    The Rasho and The PeeWee will create so much friction that SA will think there is an unplanned fireworks celebration going on.
    Friction, as in you couldn't get her excited enough to get her wet?

    Pathetic!
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Do you have to patrol any bad neighborhoods tonight???
    I don't want anything to happen to my big boy.
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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    Multicultural, es:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BcjJHQVyNs

    Saw him in Italy and it was, by far, the greatest concert I've ever been to.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    im not young hoochie... im a man
    Awwww, how cute.

    He thinks he's people.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Friction, as in you couldn't get her excited enough to get her wet?

    Pathetic!
    nice
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5-R5rUMLWg

    Corpus Christi's finest rappers.
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    Yeah, she already banged 3rdCoast, why not jman too?
    I never "banged" 3rdCoast, I was on straddling him once but we were fully clothed and at GTG when that occured
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Friction, as in you couldn't get her excited enough to get her wet?

    Pathetic!
    It seems I didn't think this clearly.

    I will have to remedy the situation shortly.
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  9. #834
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    the first time i ever tried to have sex it didnt work... i didnt knw what i was doing and tried to go in with everything dry. it wasnt pretty.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I never "banged" 3rdCoast, I was on straddling him once but we were fully clothed and at GTG when that occured
    Did you at least suck his nuts?
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    the first time i ever tried to have sex it didnt work... i didnt knw what i was doing and tried to go in with everything dry. it wasnt pretty.
    it feels like so long ago.. but it was only 2 weeks ago.
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    Believe. peewee's weewee's Avatar
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    Friction, as in you couldn't get her excited enough to get her wet?

    Pathetic!
    He uses KY, then he doesn't clean me off. You ever had lubricant smegma? It itches like a .
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    And when I REALLY lost respect for Rashofan was when she grabbed T Park's crotch. Though I gotta give her props for actually being able to find it.
    I never touched TPark's crotch, that was a camera angle thing...again clothes on at a GTG.
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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    Do you have to patrol any bad neighborhoods tonight???

    Not really. Fri-Sun we normally are on foot patrol downtown by the Ravens stadium where all the bars are. Alot of drunk people, but most of the time nothing never pops off. I patrol the nicer area bars, not the ones around the hood.. I guess its like a reward for 1)having to work most weekends, and 2)during the week patroling areas like you see on the "Wire"
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Is The Weewee drinking tonight, too?
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    Did you at least suck his nuts?
    did he have dry balls like Cartman?
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    the first time i ever tried to have sex it didnt work... i didnt knw what i was doing and tried to go in with everything dry. it wasnt pretty.
    I heard a story today at work about how some guy a chick that works with us didn't know where to put his pinga when they attempted to have sex.

    They were seventeen.

    That's ing hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    the first time i ever tried to have sex it didnt work... i didnt knw what i was doing and tried to go in with everything dry. it wasnt pretty.
    The first time I had sex I came in like 20 seconds.

    Come to think of it, the last time I had sex I came in like 20 seconds.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Okay... my typing skills are officially getting compromised.
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    Friction, as in you couldn't get her excited enough to get her wet?

    Pathetic!
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    Believe. peewee's weewee's Avatar
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    Is The Weewee drinking tonight, too?
    I never have any fun! Look at the pathetic I am attached to!
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    I'd like to trade ATRAIN for an Atlfan25.
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    Not really. Fri-Sun we normally are on foot patrol downtown by the Ravens stadium where all the bars are. Alot of drunk people, but most of the time nothing never pops off. I patrol the nicer area bars, not the ones around the hood.. I guess its like a reward for 1)having to work most weekends, and 2)during the week patroling areas like you see on the "Wire"

    I have seen cops in Austin get major play from the drunk girls, ever do that?
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    The first time I had sex I came in like 20 seconds.

    Come to think of it, the last time I had sex I came in like 20 seconds.
    I was drunk my first time, so I don't know how long it took me.

    It couldn't have been more than 3 seconds.
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