yeah i dated several mommas already.
Exactly
But my mom has a point when she says "a 30-yr old Mexican who has no husband or kids isn't exactly common in San Antonio." And she is right.. maybe not so much about the husband part but definitely about the kids. I mean, lets call a spade a spade, there are far too many teenage moms and as a result, far too many single moms.
yeah i dated several mommas already.
True. I've gone to baby showers for my cousins and they ask if I have kids and I say no, they have this look on their face as they say, "You don't have kids?"Exactly
But my mom has a point when she says "a 30-yr old Mexican who has no husband or kids isn't exactly common in San Antonio." And she is right.. maybe not so much about the husband part but definitely about the kids. I mean, lets call a spade a spade, there are far too many teenage moms and as a result, far too many single moms.
You have a reputation to uphold. Go have some kids.
Dude, do you really want a bunch of little Midgies running around? Thinks before you speak!
Yeah, they look at you like you are an alien that just landed on earth from your spaceship. Sad that our culture devalues women who choose not to get knocked up by any Tom, or Dummy off the street.
that.
Speaking of kids, midge and I were at Chile's, the one at Brooks City Base, and this kid, must have been around 1 1/2 years old, he was crying so his dad gave him a rib bone to chew on. A .... ing ... bare ... rib ... bone.
So.. if Midge and Sandra did have kids, would they be midgesonapony, since they will be far too small to ride a donkey?
Now THAT's a way to raise a kid! Treat him like a dog! Did they have a bowl of water for him to slurp from?that.
Speaking of kids, midge and I were at Chile's, the one at Brooks City Base, and this kid, must have been around 1 1/2 years old, he was crying so his dad gave him a rib bone to chew on. A .... ing ... bare ... rib ... bone.
nah this is south texas it would be midgetonagoat
im actually quite fond of the last name martinez can i have your last name and make little babies that look like you and dont have my last name at all melly??
its like butta
yes it is.
melly god damn you where are you at
don't you cuss at me, Mark Martinez!
More like, tallkidsonadonkey.
see, Mark Martinez. It rolls of the tongue, it sounds good. And who doesn't love alliteration? He just needs to stop being stubborn and take my last name. Although considering my paleness, having an Irish last name would definitely make people stop wondering if Martinez is my married name, like they all assume right now...
See, in Mexicans, the short gene is much more dominant than the tall gene. You are one in a million, literally. They will get the midget gene and your kids will be sequonadonkey.
Mark Martinez Yesss!!!! So Melly Is That A Yes
Can I get a WITNESS??
Bat we should drink everytime we hear certain words during the game...
Ill start
pivotal
Okay Or How About This We Have To Chug For 5 Seconds Everytime Someone Dunks
And We Have To Chug 3 Seconds Everytime Someone Anyone Hits A Three?
For the Spurs, I aint drinkin for the Cavs.
I Dont Care About The Cavs But It Makes It That Much More Fun When You Drink For Either Team I Did That With The Suns Except It Was Take A Shot Of Patron Everytime Anyone Hit A Three And Chug 5 Seconds For Whenever Anyone Dunked
Sounds like a sure hangover. Im not doin tequilla.
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