Free Quattro Razor (7)

[peewee's lovechild]

Is his name "Fixed" because his parents had him fixed?

They probably have his little baby balls in a jar.

[ORION]

Go look down some co-workers' blouses.

I already did. They are covered up today for some reason. Thats why I am bored. Plus I just lost by 2 points playing NFL Blitz

[ORION]

1Billups1 do you think you can beat me in NFL Blitz..........probably not

[CuckingFunt]

That's my secret ingredient. Fresh smegma. I stir the batter with my until all the smegma is gone.

That seems rather counterproductive.

[ORION]

it's so quite in hear I can hear a mouse fart

[midgetonadonkey]

I farted a mouse once.

[ORION]

I farted a mouse once.

did it come out wet or dry ?

[Fixed]

I farted a mouse once, then stuck it up pee wee's ass!

[ashbeeigh]

Oh man. When did it switch from H.A.L. making this thread to me? That's almost as exciting as the chance of a thunderstorm not caused by ORION's flatulence.

[CuckingFunt]

[Das Texan]

I'm tired, but I dont want to goto bed.


Have I missed anything recently?

[ShoogarBear]

I'm tired, but I dont want to goto bed.


Have I missed anything recently?

Nope.

[Das Texan]

Nope.

so basically same old .


cool!

[CuckingFunt]

I'm tired, but I dont want to goto bed.

Even though it's only 7:30 here, I could EASILY go to be right now if I didn't have to wait for laundry to finish. I'm exhausted.

[Das Texan]

Even though it's only 7:30 here, I could EASILY go to be right now if I didn't have to wait for laundry to finish. I'm exhausted.

Doing laundry is one of those things I truly abhor.

[CuckingFunt]

Doing laundry is one of those things I truly abhor.

I didn't mind it when I lived in a house and could put a load in at midnight and just ignore it until morning. I loathe it now that I'm in an apartment building, however.

[Das Texan]

I didn't mind it when I lived in a house and could put a load in at midnight and just ignore it until morning. I loathe it now that I'm in an apartment building, however.

that does suck more. How I hated going to the laundromat becuase the laundry center in my complex was gayer than Richard Simmons.

[CuckingFunt]

that does suck more. How I hated going to the laundromat becuase the laundry center in my complex was gayer than Richard Simmons.

The laundry room here really isn't that bad, and I've only once even encountered anyone else in there, I just hate it because I'd been so spoiled for so long.

[peewee's lovechild]

I once had sex in a laundromat.

I've never sweated as much in years.

[ATRAIN]

I once had sex in a laundromat.

I've never sweated as much in years.

were you alone? Was your dad giving it to you again?

[Mister Sinister]

were you alone? Was your dad giving it to you again?

Lulz.

[ATRAIN]

Lulz.

?? wtf is lulz?

[Fillmoe]

version of LOL

[ORION]

I didn't mind it when I lived in a house and could put a load in at midnight and just ignore it until morning. I loathe it now that I'm in an apartment building, however.

what is the difference between Batman's mom and a washing machine ?

[peewee's lovechild]

were you alone? Was your dad giving it to you again?

No, that was the time your dad walked in on your mother and me.

That sure do know how to give head.