Free Quattro Razor (13)

[Silver21_Black20]

Aside from Jeopardy and Maury's paternity test shows, I concur.

Day after day of doing paternity tests, I wonder if Maury asks what he is doing with his life.

[Silver21_Black20]

That reminds me, Jeopardy is offering the on-line contestant test again. Anyone else taking this?

I so kick ass at Kid Jeopardy, Teen Jeopardy and College Jeopardy . . . regular Jeopardy, not so much.

[Melmart1]

Day after day of doing paternity tests, I wonder if Maury asks what he is doing with his life.

Then he checks his bank account and stops questioning himself.

[CuckingFunt]

I saw an episode of Maury a few weeks ago that wasn't a paternity test show, and I thought I'd wandered into the Twilight Zone or something.

[CuckingFunt]

ing Jeopardy.

My mom was a one-day champion 16 years ago and she STILL won't shut the up about it.

[jman3000]

i think rosario dawson is hot... wtf?

[jman3000]

she has a " me" aura around her.

[CuckingFunt]

she has a " me" aura around her.

She has an "I'll do the dirty stuff" aura around her, which almost always gets a from me.

[jman3000]

i got a text message like at 2 am that said "sleeping on fresh clean sheets... practically orgasmic"....

now im thinking... what the ? your threshold for orgasmic must be pretty damn low. she must squirt her pants everytime she has some ice cream or something.

[Melmart1]

She has an "I'll do the dirty stuff" aura around her, which almost always gets a from me.

In Clerks II when she said it was OK to go ass to mouth if you really liked the person, she must have been referring to her real life.

[Silver21_Black20]

Then he checks his bank account and stops questioning himself.

Either way, I'd shoot myself in the head, on-air, if I were Maury. Make things on his show a bit more interesting.

[jman3000]

dirty stuff is nice.

[Melmart1]

dirty stuff is nice.

Unless its sheets, apparently.

[CuckingFunt]

i got a text message like at 2 am that said "sleeping on fresh clean sheets... practically orgasmic"....

now im thinking... what the ? your threshold for orgasmic must be pretty damn low. she must squirt her pants everytime she has some ice cream or something.

I agree if they were just fresh and clean.

If they were fresh, clean, AND still warm from the dryer... well, that is pretty damned fantastic.

[Melmart1]

I agree if they were just fresh and clean.

If they were fresh, clean, AND still warm from the dryer... well, that is pretty damned fantastic.

Adding lavender to the rinse water before drying makes it even better.

[CuckingFunt]

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That reminds me that I need to go throw my jeans in the wash if I have any plans of getting dressed today.

[batman2883]

there can only be one!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

I got a shot in my arm yesterday afternoon and it is still sore.

Ouch!

[Melmart1]

I got a shot in my arm yesterday afternoon and it is still sore.

Ouch!

Immunizing yourself from Midge cooties?

[Silver21_Black20]

Immunizing yourself from Midge cooties?

Pretty much. Even Reverends have cooties.

[jman3000]

i can see how fresh, warm sheets could be awesome... but awesome enough to wake somebody up at 2 am?

[jman3000]

and if somebody has sheets that make you orgasm... you better at least know how to share.

[Silver21_Black20]

This cereal had no flavor.

[Melmart1]

i can see how fresh, warm sheets could be awesome... but awesome enough to wake somebody up at 2 am?

She thinks you are a puto and would be awake at that hour. In fact, she was probably inferring that you should come over and experience the orgasms.

[CuckingFunt]

and if somebody has sheets that make you orgasm... you better at least know how to share.

Maybe it was an invitation for you to come over and experience them in person.