Free Quattro Razor (4)

[katyon6th]

How the do you know what bra she was wearing at that GTG?

Nevermind, I don't wanna know.

[sa_butta]

In person he doesn't look Hispanic, he looks nice and white.

Kind words for a person who made me lose my voice.

[Melmart1]

If I explained it you all would say "I don't care."

It's the only way it doesn't look lopsided.

My smile is slightly crooked too, who cares? At least when I smile, it looks geniune, and not like the dentist just clamped your mouth open for an extraction.

[katyon6th]

Kind words for a person who made me lose my voice.

You can't yell louder than me. It's just not possible.

[jman3000]

since when did this girl become a crack ? crack is for the poor... this girl was a cocaine user... high class .

[ashbeeigh]

Here's an idea - maybe it's better to look a little lopsided than like a serial killer.

No, it's really not.

[jman3000]

and i have a crooked smile too... some people just have crooked ones... when i do a full smile it feels weird... so i stop.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

and i have a crooked smile too... some people just have crooked ones... when i do a full smile it feels weird... so i stop.

I thought it was because your lips were numb.

[ashbeeigh]

My smile is slightly crooked too, who cares? At least when I smile, it looks geniune, and not like the dentist just clamped your mouth open for an extraction.

How do you know that's not genuine? If I've learned to deal with a crappy smile for such a long time then maybe I've adapted to moving my head the right way or whatever it is photographers do to get good smiles.

[NASpurs]

I don't smile, I smirk. The smirk of the sarcastic.

[Jekka]

No, it's really not.

Lopsided and genuine is always better than symmetrical and frighteningly fake.

[ashbeeigh]

It's more then just a little crooked, it's not teeth it's not being a little off center, it's full on lack of muscle tension on one side that makes it look ty.

[sa_butta]

You can't yell louder than me. It's just not possible.

You are probably right, but I tried.

[Melmart1]

How do you know that's not genuine? If I've learned to deal with a crappy smile for such a long time then maybe I've adapted to moving my head the right way or whatever it is photographers do to get good smiles.

I said LOOKS geniune, you moron. It may very well be geniune. How do I know you are not smiling cus you just got another backdoor pounding and you are giddy in the afterglow? I don't know if it's geniune, but I know it doesn't LOOK geniune.

[jman3000]

there is currently a picture circulating throughout the internets of some girl threatening me with a dildo at a party and me running away like a scared little ... i do not find this funny.

[Jekka]

How do you know that's not genuine? If I've learned to deal with a crappy smile for such a long time then maybe I've adapted to moving my head the right way or whatever it is photographers do to get good smiles.

If you have adapted to this , doesn't your face hurt at the end of the day? It looks like you've got skyhooks holding your face in place.

[Kori Ellis]

there is currently a picture circulating throughout the internets of some girl threatening me with a dildo at a party and me running away like a scared little ... i do not find this funny.

I do.

[jman3000]

kori... can i come over and play monopoly with you?

[ashbeeigh]

If you have adapted to this doesn't your face hurt at the end of the day? It looks like you've got skyhooks holding your face in place.

It doesn't hurt as bad as it did when I was walking with a brace on one leg because of cerebral palsy.

[Melmart1]

there is currently a picture circulating throughout the internets of some girl threatening me with a dildo at a party and me running away like a scared little ... i do not find this funny.

This post is worthless without the pic.

[jman3000]

i call the car.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I do.

I concur.

[NASpurs]

I wonder what would have happened if he didn't run away. I think that seems more fruity.

[Melmart1]

Actually, all of Jman's posts are pretty worthless, but that one in particular is pretty worthless.

[Kori Ellis]

kori... can i come over and play monopoly with you?

No sir. I'm working and watching the Spurs game this evening. I didn't go to the game because of the rain.

And besides, I only have Scrabble, Yahtzee and Boggle.