I'm waiting on my Vodka bottle.
Until then, I will have to buy some Shiner.
No one speaks when the God-man that is Jeter is at bat.
I'm waiting on my Vodka bottle.
Until then, I will have to buy some Shiner.
!!
I was on my way out and I notice that the sky is almost black. When the did this happen??
Now I need to put on some pants . . . and underwear.
You will get no vodka. Better quit waiting.
What's the special occasion?
I have the coolest wallpaper.
And you did.
You like me 1Billups1, I know it.
Ugh. I don't know what the it is, but I got sent home sick from work tonight. Nausea, a headache, dizziness, and lack of energy. Is this...like, flu, stomach virus, West Nile, Ebola...what am I dealing with here?
Beer run. I like to look my best when I go out to buy some drink.
Is it the disease of the gotry?
I want to start a religion where Sunday mass is actually a three hour orgy.
I'd stay awake for that one.
I wonder if the underground sex society that can be seen in Kubrick's Eye's Wide Shut is real.
If it is, I want in.
There's nothing like getting laid everyday with all sorts of hot chicks.
Sex is good.
Sex is fun.
Sex for me and everyone.
Shiner is second only to sex.
But, Shiner is pretty damn good too.
I checked my handy little Book O' Ailments. It's not the disease of the gotry. If I had fully caught the gay, I'd have broken up with my girlfriend, for one thing.
Becareful not to catch the gay.
I heard you get boils on your ass. And, that probably doesn't help with the penetration and what not.
I've also heard that your ( us erectus, for a scientific term) turns yellow and then a faint beige before it falls off.
You must cease your 1/2 gotry or risk catching the dreaded disease of gotry.
Y'know, I think you've heard wrong. And engaging in .5 gotry actually acts as a safeguard against catching the gay, because the other .5, the one that's attracted to women, balances things out.
You have been misinformed my foolish young 1/2 gotry friend.
Acts as a safegaurd??
As the germans would say, "NEIN!!!!"
Once you open your ass to the gotry, forever will it dominate your destiny.
I will pray to Azubamanaru (the god of no gotry) to save you from your twisted ways. He will probably have to battle Rectumarios Sanguinos (the god of 1/2 and 100% gotry) and his evil henchmen, the Culo-mandori, to try and save you from the perils of gotry.
It balances it out, dude. Trust me.
you for inadvertently putting George Michael in my head.
Hey, CF, do me a huge favor and wake me up before you go-go.
Erroneous!!!!!!!!
Erroneous!!!!!!!!
There is still time to save you from the gotry!! Heed my warnings. Save yourself!!
George Michael is being ravaged by the gay as we speak.
You know, I suddenly think my room would look better in purple...purple and black.
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