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  1. #901
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    You should ABSOULTELY ask for the beer!
    Justify the need for said libation with the rationale that you need a way to drown your sorrows about sales being so bad and that beer is the only remedy for getting you out of the sad state that you currently dwell in.
    Can I copy and paste this and send it to my director? this is good because my email would have said " We need to boost our sales, lets get stinko"
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    When I log in it logs that ing freeloader off.

    I'm going to change my password unless I start getting shown some appreciation for the hookup.
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  3. #903
    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    Can I copy and paste this and send it to my director? this is good because my email would have said " We need to boost our sales, lets get stinko"
    Please, by all means!
    All I ask in return is that you record any and all debauchery that occurs as a result of said morale boosting celebrations, and post the results here.
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  4. #904
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    When I log in it logs that ing freeloader off.

    I'm going to change my password unless I start getting shown some appreciation for the hookup.
    I grab your ass all the time. That should be appreciation enough.
    peewee's lovechild is offline

  5. #905
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    Please, by all means!
    All I ask in return is that you record any and all debauchery that occurs as a result of said morale boosting celebrations, and post the results here.
    I will do that.
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  6. #906
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I am both hungry and horny.

    However, I'm too lazy to want to make lunch and I've got no one to .

    Woe is me.
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  7. #907
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I am both hungry and horny.

    However, I'm too lazy to want to make lunch and I've got no one to .

    Woe is me.
    I can help with the horny, but I'm not sure I can help with the hungry.
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  8. #908
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    ing Midge gave me some Wheat Thins.

    I still have the cardboard aftertaste in my mouth.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    ing Midge gave me some Wheat Thins.

    I still have the cardboard aftertaste in my mouth.
    Triscuits are better.
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  10. #910
    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    Grilled portabellos with some rosemary stuffed chicken breasts, i could would help the hunger.

    The other part, not even goin there.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    A suitable age for a girl to start learning her craft.
    I'm still not going out on a date with you.
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  12. #912
    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    Cracked Pepper and Olive Oil Triscuits for the Mfing win.
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  13. #913
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Grilled portabellos
    I will never understand the appeal of portabellos, or any other variety of mushroom. They taste like dirty sponges.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Grilled portabellos with some rosemary stuffed chicken breasts, i could would help the hunger.

    The other part, not even goin there.
    Because you have already self-fellated for the day.
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  15. #915
    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    I havent gone marilyn manson and removed ribs to do that.

    The idea posted that "everyone would do it" has turned into a bomb.

    I apologize.
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  16. #916
    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    I will never understand the appeal of portabellos, or any other variety of mushroom. They taste like dirty sponges.
    From what I've read you seem to be a healthy eater, and alot of the healthy eaters I know, eat those.

    I can't stand them either.
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  17. #917
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Grilled portabellos with some rosemary stuffed chicken breasts, i could would help the hunger.

    The other part, not even goin there.
    No longer denying the gay rumors?
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  18. #918
    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    No longer denying the gay rumors?

    Just ignoring your childishness.
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  19. #919
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Just ignoring your childishness.
    peewee is used to being ignored
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  20. #920
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Mushrooms are harvested from cow and horse .

    I'm not even joking.
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  21. #921
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    peewee is used to being ignored
    That was harsh.
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  22. #922
    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    peewee is used to being ignored
    He prob whispers it under his breath while gawking at women in the supermarket.

    "Ignore me , yeah, do it"


    Then goes and whacks off in the produce aisle to the shreaks of mothers and the horrors of produce boys and the disgust of the cops who arrest him.
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  23. #923
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I don't ignore peewee.
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  24. #924
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    He prob whispers it under his breath while gawking at women in the supermarket.

    "Ignore me , yeah, do it"
    You really do need to learn to leave well-enough alone.
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  25. #925
    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    Mushrooms are harvested from cow and horse .

    I'm not even joking.
    its used as mulch in alot of foods.

    Hence the "washing" before using..
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