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SW and S y in a girlfight?
Remember, pull the blouse over her head like the hockey players do!
Old time hockey!
on the news they just said that some women who is divorcing her husband is also suing him for 500k for wages on housework she performed on his behalf. SHe has itemized lists and reciepts.
Well, they ought to divorce him if he had more than one wife.
how much was a blowjob?
Oh, damn....do you think she'd get it???
I'm out.
Gotta make the drive back home to San Antonio.
See ya'll in a few hours.
yes. i typo alot.
thank you.
Maybe he can itemize all the time she spent spending his money as charitable deductions.
Oh, cool......User will be playing basketball tonight.
See ya'll later!
I'm thinking in my mind that if both husband and wife were employed full time outside of the home, but the wife was the only one fullfilling duties and chores inside the home... then i may award her the value of his 1/2 of that responsibility that she had to make up.Oh, damn....do you think she'd get it???
But this case isn't on Judge Obiwan's docket... so we'll wait and see.
if she was a housewife? countersuit for lost wages keeping that ungrateful alive with frivelous things such as food and shelter.
now that lady deserves a raise.
There have been similar cases. She will not be paid on the basis of "services rendered," but that doesn't mean she isn't going to clean him out. Being a housewife (& especially a mother who stays home) has serious value in court.
well we're still not sure if she's a housewife or not....
and I'm too lazy to surf over to KSAT and search the story.
*yawn* it';s tiem for this preggo to go to bed anyway.
I'll be back tommorow helping ot make this thread all that it can be!
mmmm...preggos....
I always liked Ragu better.
But why did Mookie give some kid a lapdance?
Guard: Halt! Who goes there?
Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!
Guard: Who's the other one?
Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length
and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my
court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
Guard: What, ridden on a horse?
Arthur: Yes.
Guard: You're using coconuts!
Arthur: What?
Guard: You've got two empty 'alves of coconuts and you're bangin' 'em
together!
Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land.
Through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
Guard: Where'd you get the coconuts?
Arthur: (somewhat taken aback) We found them.
Guard: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
Arthur: What do you mean?
Guard: This is a temperate zone!
Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house maarten or the
plummer may seek warmer climes in winter, but these are not strangers
to our land!
Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried.
Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut?
Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of
weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound
coconut!
Arthur: (exasperated)
Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur
from the court of Camelot is here!
(pause)
Guard: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to
beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Arthur: Please!
Guard: (patiently) Am I right.
Arthur: I'm not interested!
( A second guard appears on the rampart. )
G2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
G1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow, that's
my point.
G2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
Arthur: (extremely exasperated) Will you ask your master if he wants to join
my court at Camelot!!
(pause)
G1: But then of course, African swallows are non-migratory.
G2: Oh yeah...
(Arthur and Patsy give up and trot away)
G1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
G2: Wait a minute! Supposing *two* swallows carried it together!
G1: Nooo..... They'd have to have it on a line...
G2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
G1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
G2: Well, why not?
Being defined a man is not defined by how many years you have graced earth with your presence.
man - pronunciation of "man" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (man)
n. pl. men (men)
1. An adult male human.
no surprise there
That's what a real man to you is?
Isn't that expected once you turn 18 and your parents are supposed to kick you out the house.
So a guy who works ar MickyD's, eat cereal for breakfest, lunch, dinner, takes car of some fish, and lives in an apartment with a roommate is a "man?."
Are you just basing it on what you have done so far in life, which is pretty much what I just wrote down.
Also, I would like fries with that.
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