Dude, you should have kept the crumbled one, spread it all over your body and tell her "come get dessert, !"
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Dude, you should have kept the crumbled one, spread it all over your body and tell her "come get dessert, !"
Damn, Melmart is a romantic!
Some were cute...others I could burn without feeling badly about.
Well, I do still have it in the fridge. I think I might try that. I can hide some under my gut fold and have her sniff it out.
I'm sure Melly can
Oh, crap. I just accidentally watched the first thirty seconds of Brokeback Mountain.
That is gayer than any comments I have made these past couple of days.
The first scene was a guy in chaps baking a cheesecake.
Kick ass!! They are showing Growing Pains on Nick at Nite.
Dude, you didn't have to type that out loud.
But did the chaps have the butt cut out?
Boner is on!
How the did a nickname like Boner pass through the standards guidelines for all those years...
How the did you know I like to bake in chaps? Were you peaking in my window?
It would have been worse if I kept it secret.
That reminds of that lady that "forgot" she put a sandwich in one of her folds. I saw this on the news about 10 years ago. She forgot it was there for so long that it rotted and ate into her body. It's funny and sad at the same time.
Peaking? Um, no.
true dat
It was the microwaves!!!! Oh, noes!
Man, for a second there I thought . . . well, let's just say some illusions were almost destroyed.
Suddenly that silver bikini wasn't looking so good, huh?
My mp3 player just ed up and I lost 250 albums.
Somehow this thread makes me want to simultaneously eat and hurl cheesecake.
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