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[T Park]

You really do need to learn to leave well-enough alone.

Yeah thats what my guidance counselor said.

[Melmart1]

He prob whispers it under his breath while gawking at women in the supermarket.

"Ignore me , yeah, do it"


Then goes and whacks off in the produce aisle to the shreaks of mothers and the horrors of produce boys and the disgust of the cops who arrest him.

And now you went and added a whole new section since I replied

A free tip: Just because it sounds good in your head doesn't mean in translates well to the written word.

Another free tip: Never buy a television from a man on the street who is out of breath.

[T Park]

A free tip: Just because it sounds good in your head doesn't mean in translates well to the written word.

noted.

[Melmart1]

Mushrooms are harvested from cow and horse .

I'm not even joking.

chorizo is made from intestines that used to hold pig . Doesn't make either of them less delicious.

[Melmart1]

chorizo is made from intestines that used to hold pig . Doesn't make either of them less delicious.

And I KNOW peewee knows all about the taste of chorizo.

[T Park]

And now you went and added a whole new section since I replied

accidentally hit tab enter instead of just enter.

[CuckingFunt]

Kettle style chips made from sweet potatoes are ing awesome.

[T Park]

Props to Mel for having the cajones to quote herself.

Nice

[T Park]

Kettle style chips made from sweet potatoes are ing awesome

French Fries made from sweet potatoes as well.

[ORION]

ing Midge gave me some Wheat Thins.

I still have the cardboard aftertaste in my mouth.

so let me get this straight. you ed midge all he gave you were wheat thins afterwards and you have a cardboard taste in your mouth...

[ORION]

1Billups1 ......CATCH !

[Melmart1]

so let me get this straight. you ed midge all he gave you were wheat thins afterwards and you have a cardboard taste in your mouth...

If they were engaging in gay sex, it beats the alternative taste he could have had in his mouth.

[peewee's lovechild]

He prob whispers it under his breath while gawking at women in the supermarket.

"Ignore me , yeah, do it"


Then goes and whacks off in the produce aisle to the shreaks of mothers and the horrors of produce boys and the disgust of the cops who arrest him.

That's pretty much how it goes.

But, they're produce girls, not produce boys.

[ORION]

1Billups1 ......CATCH !

Dang It 1Billups1 , you dropped it

[peewee's lovechild]

And I KNOW peewee knows all about the taste of chorizo.

Chorizo & Beans, and Chorizo & Papas are god's gifts to Mexicans everywheres!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

If they were engaging in gay sex, it beats the alternative taste he could have had in his mouth.

There was fudge all over my ding-dong!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

T Park. He is worse than ATRAIN/ashbeeigh.

[ORION]

ORION, 1Billups1
why do you have to sit so close?

[peewee's lovechild]

ORION, 1Billups1
why do you have to sit so close?

You should try blowing one of his 1s.

Maybe he'll like it and talk to you.

[peewee's lovechild]

ORION, 1Billups1
why do you have to sit so close?

Remember that time when you blew one of 1Billups1's 1s and he liked it and he came on your face and then he said " You" and you got all butt hurt and started to cry?

[ORION]

Remember that time when you blew one of 1Billups1's 1s and he liked it and he came on your face and then he said " You" and you got all butt hurt and started to cry?

no.... but I remeber the time midge gave it to you hard and he pulled it out and reached behind him and grabbed a handful of wheat thins and shoved them in your mouth to gag you because you were screaming too loud. then you said "oh this are stale !" ... and 1Billups1 was hiding in the closet and never said a word the whole time

[Melmart1]

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Melmart1, 1Billups1

It's just you and me. Wanna get naked?

[1369]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3 (2 members and 1 guests)
Melmart1, 1Billups1

It's just you and me. Wanna get naked?

Whoa....hey....hi...

You ladies order a pizza?

[peewee's lovechild]

no.... but I remeber the time midge gave it to you hard and he pulled it out and reached behind him and grabbed a handful of wheat thins and shoved them in your mouth to gag you because you were screaming too loud. then you said "oh this are stale !" ... and 1Billups1 was hiding in the closet and never said a word the whole time

you, asshole!!!

They were Doritos.

[peewee's lovechild]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3 (2 members and 1 guests)
Melmart1, 1Billups1

It's just you and me. Wanna get naked?

, 1Billiups1 gets this invite and I've been begging for weeks????

This just isn't fair!!!!!!