Sauce?
Okay.
Weak. Sauce.
We got to get midget posting back in here again. Without him you are nothing. You got NUD-DENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Sauce?
Okay.
Somewhere in San Antonio, TX . . . ShoogarBear is in a room somwhere with a bottle of Maker's Mark up his ass.
I know not who Katie Morgan is.
I quit drinking, so I think the entire world should do the same.
Everyone should quit smoking too.
A very able porn star . . . as long as she doesn't talk.
An EMPTY bottle.![]()
There are ways to ensure that.
Is that why you're drunk?
You get drunk faster by consuming alcohol up the ass?
This is all very interesting and requires more research. Maybe you can get a group of gay men and do the research for us.
That's either duct tape or a donkey punch.
I don't know what I'd go with.
It just occurred to me that I'm alone in a house with no shared walls for the first time in months. I feel like screaming for no reason.
Come to think of it, you wouldn't be able to keep her quiet in the way I was thinking.
Or, masturbating and screaming your lover's name real loud.
Even better if you had a reason.
Neither.
I'm guessing blowjob.
You were probably thinking about putting your in her mouth.
And, you are right.
You couldn't gag a mouse with that .
In that situation, I'd technically have to scream my own name real loud, which is just kind of sad.
That would have been the heterosexual answer.
Sounds like you need to hold some auditions
I've heard gay men like blowjobs just as much as straight men do.
, I hit 8,000 without even knowing it.
There were no balloons.
There was no roaring of a crowd.
There was no 5 minute applause.
So much for all that .
Nowhere near the DC area ...
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Come on, you have them taking numbers.
I call bull .
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